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How did eridian stratt drug eridian grace?
Considering when Eridians sleep they are completely paralyzed and vulnerable, I don't think any drugs were necessary! I think Grace is probably a little more hesitant about others watching him sleep now, though
We've talked about Grace's rainbow symbolism in this scene, but I haven't seen anyone pointing out the detail of Stratt having a line of countries' flags behind her on her first appearance
call me terminally academia-brained but i do think a lot of the fun of character analysis is figuring out how to build a compelling argument for a particular reading using lines of evidence from canon as well as meta/intertextual support
and you could say that what i’m saying here is basically “a lot of the fun of doing character analysis is doing character analysis” but let’s be real a lot of fandom character analysis is pretty heavily vibes-based. and i think that’s where i really chafe up against the traditional thought-terminating fandom attitude of like, everyone’s opinions hold equal weight and any interrogation of that is inherently hostile. because i think it’s fascinating to dig into where others are coming from in terms of their views on characters or dynamics or whatever, especially when they differ significantly from more commonly expressed views, and part of that digging is asking people okay what parts of canon are you drawing from to support your opinion? what parts of canon are you disregarding or downplaying? how does this argument hold up in the light of how race, gender, class, ability, etc. operate both in the piece’s in-fiction and real world contexts?
Occasionally you do need to just let fantasy be fantasy. "Why are the mountains around Mordor in a square, mountain ranges don't work like that" well you see there's an evil god who lives there hope this helps

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torn between yes working remotely gives me a lot of freedom for things like meeting up with friends vs y'all realize I do still work right. I'm telling you I can hang out whenever to make it easier for you who has a schedule decided by someone else, but I do still have a job that takes many hours out of my day. I just get to choose when those hours are
I'm making this post without a true answer, but I feel like there's been some shift--slight but noticeable--in advertising that's pushing things in a "well aren't you just useless 🥰" direction.
Backlash against 2010's hustle culture? Backlash against 2000's "girls can do anything" messaging? I don't know. But why are the AI advertisements all about how you forgot your wife's birthday or your boss's deadline and the AI saves you? Why is the ideal young-20s woman a frail little girl who lives on her boyfriend's income and makes him lattes while she does nothing all day? Even the sports-betting craze feels like it reskinned the "savvy young day-trader who's skilled at reading the market" to "blind and dumb luck might make you a millionaire so you should try."
And it feels like there's something here because like--yeah AI is being advertised as a functionality of convenience, but so have things like food delivery apps. And I swear my best recollection of food delivery app advertisements used to be like, "busy mom comes home from work and finds the kids messed up dinner--oh well, at least there's doordash!" Like the key target is not someone lazy or useless, they're just busy as hell and won't this convenience service we offer help them a bit?
The instagram girlies were running businesses in the 2010's--most of them scammy bullshit I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole--but the aesthetic of being busy, hustling, operating with drive and passion, was in. The men were founding start-up companies and calling themselves entrepreneurs--again, scammy, 10 foot pole, etc. But the aesthetic of doing something and being capable was in vogue.
I don't know. Something is weird. Forget your whole family's birthdays and let the AI email them a card, you idiot. Spend all day nursing your 5-calorie matcha latte and posting your athleisure outfit to instagram, you dumb girl. Make some dumbass bet on the Mets that'll net you $1,000,000 if you win but that won't happen because the odds are 1000:1 against you and this'll drain the last of your savings, you puppet. It's vogue, somehow. It's hot. It's in. Strive for nothing. Fuck you.
sometimes you read fic and it mentions something you know too much about and you have to pause and decide if the illusion is ruined
that man would not fucking know how to make croissants. he would not have his shit together like that
you dont just make croissants in the morning on a day off on a whim. croissants are a weekend event. he’s on the verge of the worst relapse of his life he did NOT stay up late beating the fuck out of his butter block to make it flat -> doing several laminations. i just dont believe that
nobody ever talks about the terrible fanfic epidemic of "they would NOT confess their love so openly and poetically as that."
big amatonormativity wants you to accept this as the norm but this is not how it has to be. we can push for consistent characterization in expressions of connection and affection. those characters could just kiss and not declare their undying love about it
reading this post back and realizing that i didn't get to my real point which is that maybe those guys shouldn't say that they're in love at all. i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that you earnestly believe those guys would say "i love you". it doesn't have to be this way

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Both of these tags are right. I love when a cat will just put up with your silly human games. They love you and know you love them and are just happy with you.
"cats are incapable of love" cats understand affectionate bothering, something it takes years-long relationships to develop between humans
Your ask got me thinking about it so: thoughts on how movies have changed over the years? Like expectations of pacing or realism, storytelling mechanisms, or lighting techniques or music. Are there any films you can point to like "this is a clear example of the style of this time (in xyz culture)"?
ok so what you've asked me is best suited to a book series, so i'm just gonna do a few bullet points. also disclaimer this applies to films i've seen (mostly british and american with a sprinkling of others)
no-one knew how to use talkies as their own medium until like the late 40s at best. prior to that it's either "a play but we recorded it" or "behold i have shown you a moving image! spectacle" surprising number of early best picture oscar winners fall into this latter category. silent films do some cool stuff but as soon as you add dialogue there's a surprising amount of "people having conversations about stuff we could be watching"
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never watch a film about war from the mid 30s to the 60s. just don't do it they're so fucking bleak with nothing to say beyond "war make sad"
the hayes code sucked but it's fun to watch its decline from the very late 50s. a good film for this is The Apartment, but despite being Billy Wilder it's quite heavy (some cws, check doesthedogdie)
british comedy is allowed to be sad sometimes and our sad films are allowed to have funny moments. as time goes on this becomes less and less true of hollywood
the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"
mercedes watching their car do this: huh. maybe we're not good at endurance racing.
my tags were correct, it did in fact do it twice
for anyone wondering why this happened the short answer is that the driver was using a racing technique called drafting where you drive directly behind a car. the car pushes air around you and creates a slipstream enabling you to go faster. unfortunately this also gets rid of your front downforce which doesn't usually result in the car doing THAT, but the way the CLR's body was constructed, with its dramatic overhangs and short wheelbase, made it very unstable and extremely sensitive to aerodynamic changes
June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

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I got reminded that build a bear is a thing today so I started thinking of the ssmyhrkg cast working at a build a bear. (Idek if they have them in Japan but I’m just gonna pretend they do)
I think Kagi and Tashiro would be the best workers there bc they’re friendly and charismatic and also for Tashiro he has very dexterous hands so he’d be good at stitching the bears back up.
Niibashi would take the “what clothes should I get for my bear” question VERY seriously. Full on stylist mode.
Miyano would be a friendly worker too but would suck at stitching and would maybe stuff the teddies too much and have them explode in-front of a child.
Idk I just self indulgently wanna see Tashiro working in a build a bear now
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YOU'RE SOOOO RIGHT Kagiura and Tashiro would be GREAT. They're also the kind of guys who wouldn't be embarassed to do the whole "okay now SQUEEEEZE the heart and put all your love into it!" kind of stuff I hear Build-a-Bear employees do. Tashiro is an EXPERT at filling those things with fluff and filling them up. Go-to man for repairwork.
Niibashi would be a terrible employee because he's judging your fashion choices, but I do think a certain demographic of little girls would love him because they'd just snark back. He'd do better work as the guy who like dresses up bears for social media posts. If he also does the writing, it does NOT sound like him, but I think he is capable of like writing to a target audience. Not his favorite thing, but he could think through okay our target audience is mostly children/their parents who are actually going to pay, these things have to be cute and friendly, etc.
The kids feel sorry for Miyano. He's trying. All his bears come out lumpy.
Sasaki is pretty good at filling the bears up. Cue scene with Miyano centered on squeezing the bears. Don't think about it too hard. Could Mean Nothing. Sasaki is fighting demons.
More seriously, I think Sasaki would THINK he's not suited to this, but he's actually so gentle AND cool and good at making the bears--he also feels no shame about cutesy stuff, so no problems doing the song and dance about filling them with love, Sasaki is SUCH a schmoopy guy--so the kids love him!! Parents might be a little unsure at first, but his gentle attitude immediately wins them over.
Tashiro is absolutely playing with the bears and accessories in between customers, which the customers LOVE tbh. He's setting up little scenes for people to find and chatting with everyone, he is coming up with stories with all the kids and their bears. HE IS SO SO GOOD AT THIS
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