Walking in the dark with friends

Maybe I'm not mentally ill and I'm actually just feeling anxious and guilty because I'm evil inside

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

mutuals let's sit at the end of the dock and splash our feet in the water while we watch the sunset

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

ok first of all…*leaves the room*

you’re not hopeless you’re just really really tired and in desperate need of a break and im shaking you by the shoulders and telling you that all is not hopeless but you do need to rest