Walking in the dark with friends

meowing to cats so they know i'm friendly and understand their language

sometimes i blog so badly but then a mutual likes my post and it's like summer in my mouth

people are so lucky i can’t vaporize them. and they don’t even realize this

it’s simple: when I like an adaptation, everyone complaining about changes to the text is a whiny baby who needs to get over themselves and accept that sometimes you have to change the story to enrich the experience/work within the medium. when I don’t like an adaptation, it’s because nobody else understands the core themes of the original work and would be better off just creating a story independent of what they’re trying to adapt.

forgive and forget? no. resent and remember #mygrudge

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

Any good story needs an ending. Any good story needs an ending!! Any good story needs and ending!!! To make a point you need a period, not a comma!!!!!

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck