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programmerhumour

Best way to fix a bug

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grimeclown

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

wingdingle

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

ookamikuro

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

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I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk

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world heritage post

anxietyproblem

konoko

tfw they forgot your birthday/to say hbd or they just don’t care & didn’t want to

#sucks

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“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

everythingfox

Nice hat

vulnerabilityy

Bitch I’m a cow, bitch I’m a cow

I’m not a cat, I don’t say meow

20th-century-man

Enjoy, for a moment, this brief interlude from the insanity of life in these times…

valtsv

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

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Hiring manager on the phone: can you give a quick interview right now?

Me: yeah hold on a sec *bong bubbling* *coughing for 3 minutes* what was the quastion

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Luke Skywalker (1977) x Leslie Knope (2009)

whoever designed this needs to be arrested

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