genuinely fuming over haaland being funny. he’d have some bangers on football twitter.

rereading my posts from qatar 2022 and finding stuff about that “pogba did witchcraft on mbappe” subplot

they kinda hate him because he likes to play for his country more than his club. this also happened to my buddy gareth bale.

mbappe is like a sister to me

this is genuinely the funniest thing messi has ever done

i would use those hydration breaks to go cry for a lil bit

unfortunately i’m very into football twitter during the world cup because one week you have people becoming mbappe warriors because he hates the right and the other there’s a bunch of tweets documenting ancelotti’s beef with endrick. it’s endearing.

thinking about shaqiri like he’s my dead wife or sumn

i’m the person who sent the 7 plagues to haunt the england nt

this chat gpt generated arse world cup

why is paqueta playing like he bet against brazil

hope the person on twitter who called the qatar 2022 mascot a “homophobic tapioca” knows that’s the best thing i’ve read this year so far