Hate It Here

Daily Affirmations: Probably only like 20 or 30 people actively want me to kill myself and I bet they all have stupid haircuts.

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

blast my stupid baja life

I can always tell if the author of a fic is British, even if you adjust you language you cannot adjust your soul, you cannot hide from the eyes of god nor from the eyes of man, you are known and you will always be known

does it mean a girl likes you if she builds a labyrinth around your house

Yes but in the way an entomologist likes a colorful beatle.

[nods] she wants to fuck it. bad.

OP this is a gorgeous post and I’m so proud of you

DON’T become even a casual nerd about historical fashion because you’ll start looking at pseudo-medieval fantasy and going “that jacket and those breeches are 200 years apart and reflect extremely different social movements” and “oh no they were NOT making shirts like that prior to industrialization” and “a fly front? in MY ~1500s???”

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .