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Anyways I know that not everyone is bi and not everyone is the kind of bi I am but I will never understand the perspective of being mad that the canon character you ship your self insert has a canon love interest. I'm always like yayyyyyyyy now I can imagine my little guy being smushed between them, this is great, this is like my birthday.

Man it's gonna suck for Zelda when she gets back it's gonna be like three straight years of explaining "yeah no that wasn't me. Yeah that was a Yiga lackey pretending to be me. Yeah I'm pretty sure. I mean it literally couldn't have been me I was. Occupied. Yeah again, wasn't me, doesn't even sound like something I'd say" and so on and so forth.

And no one's gonna get it because the average Hyrulean is both a) trusting to an almost suicidal degree and b) thicker than pudding. You're going to have to explain the concept of malicious impersonation to them and it's gonna take all day and at the end of it at least 30% of the people you talked to are still going to be like "remember when Princess Z started telling everyone to walk around in their underwear? Crazy stuff. She's an odd duck to be sure but we like her anyways!"

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*