Stickers for patrons this month! Both couples still having a good time ^W^ Yildun making Polaris' floating time more fun :D Alcor definitely teasing Mirach about dunking him in the water~
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Stickers for patrons this month! Both couples still having a good time ^W^ Yildun making Polaris' floating time more fun :D Alcor definitely teasing Mirach about dunking him in the water~

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happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating
I like them
I also ☝️ think it's important to tell the difference between "the author's barely-disguised fetish" and "the audience member's unrealised kink that they're projecting onto the author because seeing a character tied up is making them feel funny in their Audience Member Parts"
i love this guy

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whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight
The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated
i'm a little tutorial fairy and i flutter around after you and go like "remember, turning on your lantern can improve visibility in dark places!" but then suddenly i feel like i'm being annoying and i get really quiet and distant for the next three hours
Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE
#shout out to the time I was bleeding a lot in (Australian) customs#and a customs guy stared at my wound and I could just see the gears in his brain automatically going 'blood = biohazardous material'#but like what were they supposed to do#so he just stared at me until another customs agent was like 'that's their own blood they are allowed to have that'
DERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN get back here and explain yourself
What's there to explain. It was my blood. I was allowed to have it.
#I was asked repeatedly if I had sausages because I was German#nobody asked about my blood :/
They have to get super specific because you would not believe the amount of people who think that their contraband doesn't count somehow. Oh, I don't have any fish, just this tinned tuna! It doesn't count if it's in a tin! These apricots are dried so they're not a fruit! It's not a dairy product, it's just cheese -- that doesn't really count because it's not liquid! No, I don't have anything made of wood. Oh, the wood carving in my bag? Nono, that's an antique. That means it's magically not wood somehow.
The customs people asking you repeatedly about sausages probably had friends with a story about some German guy who tried to bring in 30kg of cured sausage or something, insisting that the meat is cured so it doesn't count and he doesn't need to declare it.
When I went to Germany their biosecurity was nothing, and multiple people there couldn't comprehend that I wouldn't be allowed to take German sausage home with me. Several different people asked and assumed I was exaggerating when I explained that I couldn't do that without importing it through the proper channels or filling out a fuckton of paperwork. I think Europe as a whole has shitty biosecurity because their geography makes it difficult to enforce; when you have the natural advantage of being a single country completely surrounded by water with a very unique ecosystem, it's both a lot easier and a lot more important to guard your borders against new pathogens, parasites and invasive species.
i had to force the german customs agent to stamp my dog and cat's paperwork. they truly have terrible bio security
when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services
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i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months
and if anyone wants to follow suit
LIVE WALLPAPER: wallpaper engine. only thing on here that costs any money (its like 5 bucks on steam). im sure theres free alternatives but this one has a lot of presets and stuff so its less hassle and its what i use. might be a bad idea for lower end pcs tho
CUSTOM TASKBAR: retrobar on github (lots of different options)
CUSTOM CURSOR: theres a lot of places to find these, but rw-designer open cursor library is a good place to start
DISCORD: betterdiscord, im using the clearvision v7 theme with a custom background
EXTENSIONS (these are for firefox, might or might not exist on other browsers):
tabliss for the new tab theme
stylus for tumblr -> specifically the 'tumblr - custom dashboard pallette' theme for colors + bg, and this for the pre-twitterifcation layout
enhancer for youtube for custom youtube colors
the browser theme is just one i found on the firefox theme 'store'
I agree. A computer should feel like a place you go. Your home computer should be different from your work computer. It should feel different.
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I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything
my friend just had an art show and they were communicating with the gallerist over email. They could clearly tell that the gallerist was using AI to respond to their emails, but just rolled their eyes and moved on.
and then on the day of the show, my friend asks, "where is the camera I requested?"
gallerist: "you didn't request a camera"
my friend: "I did, and you confirmed that you would have one here."
gallerist: "that isn't true."
and then she proceeded to pull up the email thread, and my friend could see that every single email they had sent had been summarized by AI, and that the gallerist had then had AI write a response to them based on the AI summary, and that the AI had detected that they needed a camera, and confirmed on behalf of the gallerist that they would bring a camera, but because the gallerist had offloaded the work of actually reading and responding, she simply hadn't actually made any note of it herself, therefore didn't bring it, nor did she even know one was needed.
so my friend had done all of this communication about their needs and expectations to be able to make the show possible, and the person whose job it was to read that information and get it done had simply.... not read the information and not done it. because AI.
The legacies people leave behind in you.
My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.
I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.
I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.
I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.
I learned to love books because my father loved them first.
How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.
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Downloaded this cute tone making app thing & i doodled something to try it with! :D

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Early Adventure Time Episode: finn discovers a squirrel that can burp like a human and names it Burpin Mike. he uses Burpin Mike to prank jake, but takes the prank too far and learns a lesson about boundaries.
Late Adventure Time Episode: Burpin Mike's burping talent has netted him a lucrative career as a political spokesperson in the candy kingdom. the job brings him success, but he hates himself for selling out his talent. he is depressed, and at one point is implied to be suicidal. none of Adventure Time's main characters appear in the episode.
Be accurate, Finn and Jake are seen once from a distance having an idle conversation or just making noises together for fun, Burpin Mike looks on and almost goes to join his old friends, but as a political spokesperson Starchy has him arguing that the Candy Kingdom needs to invest in itself rather than hiring outside heroes like Finn and Jake, and the guilt of publicly speaking against them makes him stay away from the chance to reconnect with them. The episode either ends either with Burpin Mike staring longingly out the window of hid high rise candy apartment, Finn and Jake's treehouse visible in the distance and his harrowed expression in the mirror as he burps once, or with him tearing off his fancy suit live on TV and saying "I don't. Want to do any of this junk anymore. I noticed it was jamming up my happy gland in a bad ways, so." Then shrugging and scampering off
Ace ppl (whichever flavour you ID as): when you're having private sexy time which of these is you?
i simply do not masturbate
i fantasize about myself in whatever situations are hot to me
i do not fantasize at all i just get the job done
i fantasize about characters/other ppl but NOT me in any way
i incorporate my own experiences (fantasizing yourself OR others)
i use text/visual porn and don't get caught up in ideas of who's having the sex
nuance i'll explain/i'm not ace and wanna see results