sjw (spider justice warrior)

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

"the body keeps the score" and the score is 2. Which is kept track of by the number of nimples

"Put that man in a situation!" Stop putting that man in situations! You already put him in five different situations you don't get to put him in a new situation until you finish the last one

But I thought of such a good situation 😭

Hey if you still think age verification won’t impact you, if you think you have nothing to hide, employers will use what they learn about you online to decide if they want to hire you. To fire you. To give you a promotion. To give you less hours. It’s gonna lead to a hellscape where we’re all forced to be more marketable and sell ourselves than ever before. Do not assume this can’t happen, and do your part.

That's not him

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it