sjw (spider justice warrior)

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[ID: an image of 4 children sitting on the floor, they’re all wearing blue dresses. 3 of them are humans and one is an alligator.]

i feel like it's important to mention they are at ballet class

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

I also ☝️ think it's important to tell the difference between "the author's barely-disguised fetish" and "the audience member's unrealised kink that they're projecting onto the author because seeing a character tied up is making them feel funny in their Audience Member Parts"

*barely contained lust* he is so fucking pathetic.

i can't see your nipples through that 🥺