sjw (spider justice warrior)

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

you are a sexual pervert

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

The bus fucking bit me

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

you’re a sexual pervert

yes

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that