sjw (spider justice warrior)

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

imo in the attempt to like normalize being an adult with "childish" hobbies a lot of people went backwards by making it into a more socially acceptable "inner child healing" thing to justify it rather than just acknowledging that its not that weird for adults to play with toys or collect plushies or whatever

Sorry dude, I get it, the Creepypasta would be so much better if it were actually an eldritch horror instead of, y'know, a ghost in a ghost story. Should we tell everyone? About your amazing and original take? Should we tell Wendigoon? Should we tell the biblically accurate angel?

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

The purpose of a berry is what it does

My God! A Sexbot

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes