most loved therefore most hated

as a human my ideal way to die would be something quick and painless in a national park at a very old age. as a bug my ideal way to die would be being accidentally crushed by a little girl playing outside and cried over and buried with a leaf headstone

little do we know pjackk is having an intense virtual adventure in the tumblr servers fighting for his life every day

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

I forgot tags show up to OP the same way an addition does it was /J and /S definitely I am not threatening your life it was hyperbole about how tumblr is messed up and probably stupid to add I just didn’t think you would have to see it sorry

it was jacking and sucking?

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

How the trip feels when you leave your cat at home

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them