most loved therefore most hated

dr. macklemore (podiatrist): i fix your granddads toes

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

i'm bad with money and i have anger issues would you like to be eternal lovers

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary