nerd alert

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

can you stop getting picked up like a mii while im trying to have a serious conversation with you

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

God. take all of meg thee stallions pain and return it to drake tenfold

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

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