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i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make
In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.
when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take
many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.
this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

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first of all I do not "goon" I am a LADY and I TOUCH MYSELF
coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response
CIS COWORKER — Hey you seem really into wizards and stuff, I bet you love Harry Potter :)
EMPATHY — He’s just trying to be polite and make conversation. He doesn’t know about JK Rowling’s opinions on trans people. Let’s politely change the subject.
COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure] — “Kill yourself.”
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theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared
OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine
weird as hell but not necessarily a crime
Wonder if you've got any pictures of the wild versions of herps, birds, fish, etc. that are also well-known pets
on that note: I'm not sure why I was shocked when I learned that wild ball pythons live in Africa but I was lol
Here are some common pet herps, photographed in the wild!
Leopard Gecko (Eublepharis macularius), family Eublepharidae, Iran
photograph by Daniel Castillo
Green Iguana (Iguana iguana), family Iguanidae, Curaçao
The Green Iguana is invasive in other parts of the Caribbean, but is native on the more southern islands, like Curucao.
photograph by Ralf Pütz
Inland Bearded Dragon (Pogona vitticeps), family Agamidae, found in eastern-central Australia
photographs: Chris Lindorff, Max Tibby, & Lewis
Ball Python (Python regius), family Pythonidae, Togo (West Africa)
photograph by Living Zoology
Corn Snake aka Red Rat Snake (Pantherophis guttatus), small/young adult, family Colubridae, Florida, USA
photograph by Armin Meier
Reticulated Python (Malayopython reticulatus), 12.5 ft long, family Pythonidae, western Thailand
photograph by Mike Pingleton
Red-footed Tortoise (Chelonoidis carbonarius), male, family Testudinidae, Brazil
photographs by Maël Dewynter
Russian Tortoise (Testudo horsfieldii), family Testudinidae, Kazakhstan
Vulnerable.
photograph by Yuriy75
what if the skrillex song was about the majestic malaysian ape and it was called Rangatang
like what then
I feel like the Brazilian football league is a goldmine of untapped potential for silly tumblr posts. What if I just started posting random funny moments of Brazilian football
Two clips with similar energy: a Vasco player getting sent down a flight of stairs
And also a Coritiba player jumping over the barricade to celebrate his goal without realizing there’s a hole right behind it
What’s crazy about that second clip of the Coritiba player falling in the hole is that it’s from 2014, and just YESTERDAY the SAME THING happened with THE SAME TEAM!!!
A Coritiba player was celebrating a goal yesterday, 12 years after the original meme, and once again fell in a hole behind the barricade
they’ve always got Alicent Hightower in a situation that you would see in the plot of a mobile game advertisement

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Cute raccoons - a watercolor.
Inspired by the fluffly goblins roaming my neighborhood in Montreal. The next painting will include that tailless blonde raccoon I met in the spring. He's no Jimothy but he's still super special.
This original sold out but I have prints waiting for you on Inprnt, links in my highlights.
some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows