carol

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

putting this post on every machine from now on thank you

Penwas :(

you really have no choice but to be yourself huh

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

So many women are looking for a “masc lesbian” but what they really mean is that they want a top who has their life together lmao

“You got masc vibes even though you are a femme” do I? Or do you just think that confidence and competence are inherently linked to masculinity?

Like if you want someone to top you till you cry then you should just say that. There are many women who can provide, many of them femme.

But also it’s kind of rude to assign gender roles and sexual preferences to someone just because they’re masc. just because she wears a snapback that doesn’t mean she’s a top or able to fix your car or whatever.

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

Being pro British "Falklands" and anti zionist is so funny to me because they always use the argument that "a referendum was made and the people chose to be British" YEAH THE PEOPLE YOU PUT THERE. IF YOU DID A REFERENDUM ON ISRAEL I'M SURE THE PEOPLE WOULD VOTE TO BE ISRAELI. YOU DISPLACED THE POPULATION TO PUT THOSE PEOPLE THERE MF 😭😭😭