Grasping At Bendy-Straws

The main question I’ve gotten through chats and asks that I’ve never actually answered is “How do you make monsters?” Because I had NO IDEA how to explain that without pages of text tumblr wouldn’t let me type. So here you go, a guide on making monsters from scratch. A DM-guide adjacent version, using their resources in a way that makes more sense. My lifelong speech impediment isn’t going to overcome my desire to make videos, not when I can just spend 4 hours recording until my voice fried. Seriously though, I’m new to recording but I’ve made a few hundred monsters, this is the basics of what I do when making monsters.

This beautifully simple tutorial is going to be foundational for me making monsters in the future, and I’m boosting it in the hopes that it becomes standard in my circles of the hobby.

I'm sorry for doing this, but also I'm not. Andrew Wilson is the one who should be sorry.

And, most importantly, he and Holmes would fucking love each other. If most of the modern day detectives inspired by Holmes ever met him, he would probably want to kill them with hammers, but he and Blanc would probably end up being penpals and sending each other newspaper clippings about crime or some shit. And I can absolutely envision a teenage Blanc reading the Holmes stories and being like, "Wait, being a silly little gay private detective is a viable career option? Well, I guess I've finally found my calling in life."

Anyway I love the Benoit Blanc movies and I hope they make a million of them

Here comes a thought 🦋

the only song that make me feel better