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okay first of all unclench your jaw

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

you write people having good sex you're just writing porn but you write people having bad sex. now you're writing a story

I love you so I’m going to leave you alone

if everyone on tumblr gave me a dollar i would have quite a few dollar

Sometimes I have to try not to burst out laughing because I remember Janice Poon saying that the "chicken soup" Hannibal made for Will also functions as: a) an aphrodisiac; b) a healthy meal for pregnant women.