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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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maculategiraffe

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

cwicseolfor

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

pumpkincrypt

#me rolling up to our first date like

animentality

foone

BTW, just to make sure everyone knows, this isn't just some internet rando commenting on her observations on the internet.

They are an Assistant Professor of Media Industries at New York University and literally just finished writing The Apple II Age: How the Computer Became Personal, a book on the history of the computer industry in the 70s.

This tweet isn't just an observation, it's the result of years of research and study. And it's absolutely true.

omtai

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

unaloid

the lion does not concern herself with papa

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eroscestlavie

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

eroscestlavie

i-am-a-fish

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

i-am-a-fish

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

tlirsgender

In this economy feedism is a physically impossible kink akin to vore or furry tf

tlirsgender

Feedism but it's just sexualizing having 3 meals a day

tlirsgender

Microdosing feedism by eating dinner

#joifatposting

iero

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

crowlines

I'm on my way

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beardedmrbean

laciffo-natas

Born this way

You will never silence us. Happy pride to all!

funnier-as-a-feedist

#joifatposting

the-cheshire-cat-grin

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

flyin-shark

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

felixcloud6288

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

flyin-shark

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

strangehorse

he understands the website your honour

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jackalope-junction

Good morning. What diabolical things can I do today.

squeakitties

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

giant-isopod-overlord

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squeakitties

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

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