Theodore

So im sitting there... barbeque sauce on my kitty

… this is from 1993, when the idea of this last bit happening was genuinely conspiracy theory-level paranoia. now… well.

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at 1/4 speed”

Amazing addition

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls

this might be a bold statement but I think one of the best character designs to exist in television is salem saberhagen, a warlock punished for trying to take over the world & forced to live as a cat for a 100 years, who spends his penance being a bitchy little drama queen who causes constant trouble and cries a lot 

The original poor little meow meow

Ladies, are we fatigued this evening? Are we tired

We sleepy sis

Exhausted even

Based on the notes on this post, the situation is worse than I thought

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

no it wouldnt

victorian children microdose on being harmed by machinery in the factories so they basically built up an immunity to most machines

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?