buy my mixtape

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

actually i'm only like this right now because it's been too long since i've been to a natural history museum. i gotta go look at bones

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

women should get even more childless

the man who packs his suitcase like he’s going to shit himself every day is a fool every trip but one

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature