hmm.

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

I have GOT to stop spending $30

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

when you get mad, take a deep breath and count to ten. throw a punch at eight. no one ever expects that.

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

shout-out to the guy at the ceiling fan factory that makes sure every fan has a regular speed setting and then also a setting where it spins so fast that you just know it's going to fall out of the ceiling and kill you

"am i being too much" are you aware i'd unzip my skin and make room for you in there

My favorite RPG strategy is to bring my favourite party members always