hmm.

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

actually i'm only like this right now because it's been too long since i've been to a natural history museum. i gotta go look at bones

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

FREE ME!!!!!!! Idk from what...I just want to be free from literally everything

I have GOT to stop spending $30