Ooh And That's A Bad Miss

...we might need to get isa into witness protection program after this

"The play behavior is the part that makes biologists uncomfortable because it implies something beyond transactional mutualism." come the fuck on now have you ever met a biologist

as we all know, career animal scientists HATE seeing animals do new things

WHY IS THE SUN GOING DOWN.

(answering the phone) yes? (pause) right. okay. (pause) I see. (deadpanning the camera) we have to find māui. we have to get māui to beat up the sun again we have to slow that fucker right down

5pm sunset is a fucking injustice

we have to do something about this

yan zheng: it's one hair pin. what could it cost, 20 taels?

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

I have a theory that tourists think of locals like extras and minor characters in their tv show