spooky lesbian

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

Breaking news Yall don’t know me

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

weaponized competence

learned helpfulness

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s