lower the retirement age to 3. im sick of this shit

Wow, you can really see the age of this websites users increasing with posts like these.

paying rent has to be one of the most demonic inventions in human history

the fuck is a resume bitch give me the job

its all “give andrew garfield an oscar for the speech about gwen” this and “give andrew garfield an oscar for his face when he caught mj” that but what about his best performance?? where’s andrew garfield’s oscar for acting his face off in every interview whenever someone’s asked him about spiderman in the last year???

i literally love the rain so much when cars slow down and people hide in the stores and restaurants or bus stops with strangers or when they run home with plastic bags on their head or when groups of people share one umbrella i love you peace love even light and happiness on planet earth truly

love when Windows is like "this plaintext log file has no file extension. would you like to open it with uhhh... lets see.. Titanfall 2?" like yes. duh. obviously

sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails

tbh the fact that its almost 2022 is fine, like its fine whatever. the fact that 2012 was now a decade ago? life ruining. inconsolable etc etc

the fact that is impossible for me, in one life, to study classical studies, archaeology, international relations, all the literature in the world, get a languages degree in italian, german, greek, latin, russian and french; learn how to play the violin and also piano, cello, guitar and the flute; learn how to sing, both modern singing and classical singing/opera; is my villain origin story.

there’s nothing worse than getting an email

except for getting a phone call