This is troubling. I’ll see you sunday.

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls