have courage and be kind

moment of silence for the in-universe shane hollander fans with crushes who can't even drown the pain with "ilya rozanov, can you fight?" jokes because the answer is Very Much Yes

port cities are cute

there are boats there

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever