The Millennial Aesthetic

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

take me to church

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]