wild geese, high in the clean blue air, are heading home again.

gandalf is out there fighting a balrog and all you people can think about is sex

daily affirmations: someday you WILL get review-bombed on goodreads for your deviant themes and plots

(looking off longingly at the sunset holding the greatest bird anyone could ask for) one day.

since i am Once Again thinking about ladyhawke, i wouldn't want a remake because it's so perfectly perfect as it is, but if anyone DID remake it, it would have to have an obscenely 2020s OST for it to mirror the monument that is the original 80s OST. get sabrina carpenter and noah kahan and gracie abrams and cortis. charli xcx saved the wuthering heights movie with her OST. that could be done again if someone were brave enough.

The way at night Mouse and Isabeau laugh together… and by day Mouse and Navarre travel together…. And the split second when the dawn light touches them and they have that one moment to look upon each other …. And Mouse is watching them struggle in vain to reach for each other right as Navarre turns into a man and Isabeau turns into a hawk… and MOUSE is sobbing watching them… and then Navarre pulls down his shirt and sees how badly he mauled Mouse when he was a mindless beast… and holds him by the back of his neck and says “forgive me…” oh the bi poly is REAL real real

recommending The Thief is like. yeah I know it’s drastically below your reading level but the sequels are progressively more mature. yeah I know it’s a lot of hiking and myth-telling but the end is so good. but also. if you could read it knowing everything about what happens after, every single sentence is a master class.

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*