wild geese, high in the clean blue air, are heading home again.

gandalf is out there fighting a balrog and all you people can think about is sex

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

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i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

In movie news, Tumblr, a website full of insecure and socially isolated theatre kids, are hating on a movie that adapted a story warning about arrogance into a story about showing hospitality to strangers. When asked to elaborate, they said they preferred when it was a musical. More at six.