wild geese, high in the clean blue air, are heading home again.

gandalf is out there fighting a balrog and all you people can think about is sex

I know we’re all nuts about the meeting on the turret stairs here on tumblr dot com but I really need to emphasize that nothing and nobody has ever been as meeting on the turret stairs as isabeau of anjou and captain etienne navarre

i mean . no shit?

daily affirmations: someday you WILL get review-bombed on goodreads for your deviant themes and plots

(looking off longingly at the sunset holding the greatest bird anyone could ask for) one day.

since i am Once Again thinking about ladyhawke, i wouldn't want a remake because it's so perfectly perfect as it is, but if anyone DID remake it, it would have to have an obscenely 2020s OST for it to mirror the monument that is the original 80s OST. get sabrina carpenter and noah kahan and gracie abrams and cortis. charli xcx saved the wuthering heights movie with her OST. that could be done again if someone were brave enough.