if it turns you on, you should wash your hands

Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.

how do you sit in that front seat and not blow your legs off when you turn the radio on

no one knows but look at that ass man

fuck u mean look at that ass its like 12 sub woofers in the door

finally i can reblog my favorite post on this website once again

i think we should talk about degendering more as a very real form of transphobia. you should not be calling a trans woman "they" when she's explained her pronouns to you. you should not be calling her a "person" instead of a woman. she's not too gnc, she's not too androgynous, you're not "confused" about her identity, you're degendering her. I fear we've gotten to a point we've forgotten the very basics of this movement is "trans women are women" and "trans men are men", and not just "trans people are someone who's pronouns you have to memorize so you don't offend them." you see her as a man in a dress and it pisses me off

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

Stop listening to folk punk

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

Age regressing to 22

Don't be mad, but I changed my name to your dog's name and then I robbed a bank, and now they're coming to your house to arrest your dog.

this is how water white talks to jesse

[sexting] well actually topologically speaking you can't really use 'all three' of my holes. there's just the one. no that's the other end of the hole. no i think that other one counts as a pit. hello. where did you go

*makes no effort to include self* what the fuuuuuck why do i feel so left out

*makes great, unseen efforts, that ultimately result in nothing because my brain is broken and outwardly look like no effort was made at all* fuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck