he observes.

cut my bangs !!! my cuteness levels have increased by 5000% ✌✌🌹

“mamma mia” “punch her” “why are you like this” “don’t die” “punch the teacher that made you do this” “have fun suffering” “tis but a peasant” “this was a wild ride from start to finish” “disrespect everywhere” “the void” “i’m into it” “he’s a piece of shit like troy and gabriella from high school musical” “he’s so nasty i love it” “isn’t friendship fun” “THEY’RE PROBLEMATIC SINS” “i’m gonna do the dishes to wash my hands of her bullshit” “i’m dying” “also again i walk into the hellfire chat” “____ THE HSM TRIVIA BUFF???” “’daddy has set group topic to “the gaysthetic: hell fire edition”’” “i’ve become one step closer to a meme distributor” “____: the go-to meme broker” “pray for me, my love” “i’ll light some incense for you” “i might not return for this war” “amazing things come in small packages” “i’m glad she isn’t dead” “the struggle” “the Worst Experience” “the shadow realm is actually the bench” “i use my trap card: ROLLING THUNDER” “tol meets smols” “(MIITOMO VOICE) JESUS CHRIST” “tree” “she looks at him and all she sees is the eiffel tower” “finger guns” “father’s day isn’t for another month the concentration of these posts is unknown” “I’M NOT EVEN HALF WAY THROUGH THIS EPISODE” “tfw u know u ded” “SPICY CHILD” “pushes ____ face first onto a soft bed” “KINKY” “me: is suffering!!! !! ! ! !” “DON’T LAY DOWN FINISH YOUR PAPER” “i’ve only just started and my major is already kickng my ass” “punch him” “____’s art, forever immortalized” “tfw your favourite character has such little information about them, my City now” “it just says ‘he’s smaller than average’” “what’s average and which part is smaller” “i’m so scared my window has been open for two days already and i don’t know if spiders have entered” “set fire to everything” “vitamin bitch” “listn this is outta nowhere but i was the cutest baby ever” “ig that shit” “I’M TERRIBLE” “a pastel slender” “____ was cool before cool was cool” “he 2 fly” “I WAS SO FUCKING COOL AS A KINDERGARTNER” “slams hands on table bABY ____” “good lord the moe howard bangs tho, @ my mom: why didn’t you stop them” “raccoon eye phase” “HE LOOKS READY TO MURDER” “i’ve never had an emo phase” “you’re so lucky, my emo phase hitme so hard” “being asian saved you” “being white did not save me” “i am not a frickin phase!! LIVE WITH IT, PARENTS” “at least my mom thought i was cool” “you look so intensely emo but in a serious way” “now you’re like a giant” “did you feel alive” “LET’S MOVE ON, THAT PERIOD OF MY LIFE WAS WEIRD” “____ is actually dad” “fight here, ____” “dads don’t fight, they passive aggressive size each other up before doing some sort of dad activity together in order to create that dad bond” “what is this abomination” “he’s trying in more ways than one” “Why That” “i’m not even 100% on what it means” “i’m going to take a god damn straightener to her hair” “can’t you just bullshit it” “i’m going to punch my sister in the fACE” “i’m going to commit homicide please make sure that i’m cremated when i die so that i don’t have to worry about being anchored to this hellhole” “my bond with ____ is special” “WRITE YOUR GODDAMN PAPER” “____, do you need to use the sleep” “end me” “wait.… .where did the bara man go”“THAT CUTE REDHEAD IS THE BARA MAN” “but he looks like a twink. .. .…” “bara twink man kid” “bara mom” “THIS TEACHER MADE A TWITTER FOR OUR CLASS LIZARD” “#team polyamorous” “it’s like a dank meme but without any of its meme glory” “so you got your daily fill of saltiness” “____’s salt content is off the charts” “more like turning on a switch you forget to turn off” “I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK GDI” “oh ____ it’s so good to have you back, even if you missed the peak of ____’s kinkshaming kink” “her super secret hidden kink” “me: acts like it was all part of the plan” “:3c” “clenches fist” “[kageyama voice] dumbass” “the salt queen” “weeaboo sin” “____ has the right to weeb” “he is my son and also #me” “so he’s sweet but also Kinky and Evil” “i’m shady too” “this is like seeing me off for a pokemon adventure “here ____, here are your shoes so you can trample terrible people” “thnx mom” “that’s why you wear cute undies all the time” “( prayer hands ) for you guys” “[____ voice] daddy” “i can’t hear daddy in any other voice anymore” “i know i’m a dad but i didn’t agree to unleashing a menace upon the world with you” “just fuckin stab someone with your mouth” “HAVE FUN DYING AND BEING DEAD” “IT’S NOT AS FUN AS I THOUGHT IT WAS, DYING AND BEING DEAD I MEAN” “YOU JUST AREN’T DEAD ENOUGH” “i’ll prepare a casket” “I CAN’T FIND MY GLASSES” “like ‘where are my eyeballs’” “what would you do without me” “me @ people: shut the hell your mouth” “i hope you find your salt and choke onit” “but god stop being weird af” “THIS CHAT IS A MESS” “it IS WE HAVE LIKE 3 DIFFERENT CONVOS GOING ON” “ask not why, but why not” “fuck i need to send that potato” “can someone tell me the potato story” “STOP TAKING MY WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT YOU FUCKS” “it’s canada” “screams why must i suffer” “piece of flaming shit” “not dead but close” “____: i’m alive but i’m dead” “i can’t see my eyes are blurry with crying” “my laughter is like, it’s either silent and i’m dying or i sound evil and ____ is scared” “can you paint with the salt in my soul” “PORN BLOGS DON’T LEAVE ME” “____, the Legal drug dealer” “I’M ALREADY MAKING DRUGS IN MY LAB” “deal me some ibuprofen so i can survive my family” “homicide central” “bangs hands on table SACRIFICE SACRIFICE SACRIFICE” “stop this ____” “BETRAYAL IS A SPICY FLAVOUR ____!! ! ! !”“we’re just too creative” “she’s like 80s hot” “super emo” “WHY IN GOD’S NAME STOP THAT STOP HETERO PEOPLE” “what is happening” “NATURAL SELECTION BITCH” “I’M EVOLVED” “i want to murder” “i’m having flashbacks to 2009” “incomprehensible screaming” “THERE’S A BLOODSUCKING MONSTROSITY IN MY ROOM” “wait ____’s still alive” “it’s #art” “WAKE UP” “horton hears a who” “horton hears a bitch ass liar” “let my queer man live” “we should all watch boku no pico together over call” “i’m pretty sure watching boku no pico is against my religion” “three boys doing the anal choo choo train” “the password is boof” “majestic unicorn man” “what the fuck” “we’re just lame” “who linked to the shirt with the entire bee movie script” “i don’t know but it’s funny that you were arguing about who’s more important” “do i have to slaughter someone” “only friends can roast friends it’s the Law” “now…. . KISS” “we all make mistakes” “i was scrolling through my dash and i scrolled past it and the only word i caught was “daddy”” “____ And ____ Both Have Daddy Kinks” “don’t drag me like this” “ctrl+f yourself into hell” “why is this happening” “honestly ____ you’re like the kinkiest one of us all like smh” “i don’t !! sin !!!” “stop ruining my reputation” “can i disown you how does disowning your dad work” “murder” “tHAT ESCALATED SO QUICKLY” “there’s going to be so many dad jokes” “step 1: sacrifice 25% of your soul to the devil”“we’re all about to be dragged”

@nekoset