The Theme Changes Every Week Good Luck.

date of origin: 1st of april, 2016.

I HATE the one about telling her she’s been in a coma but tge rest of these are fucking hilarious.

I read all of these. It’s worth it.

Whenever I fart and my partner turns and gives me an “ew” face, I go “What? My butt is clapping for you. It thinks you’re doing a really good job.” She doesn’t appreciate it.

Everytime I see my girlfriend brushing their teeth I sarcastically say hot after they spit and they hate it

there’s no way that’s real

@pakabear bro i can assure you absolutely every line in this compilation is fucking real and aired on a children’s television show

Just out of curiosity how do we activate Yellowstone

By Yellowstone do you mean the supervolcano located under Yellowstone National Park that has the theoretical ability to super-erupt and destroy the majority of animal and plant life as we know it?

Yes how do we activate it

Ok So first you need a paperclip

The OP’s blog has a later post saying the sheep was okay, so it’s OK to laugh.

was feeling sad today in quarantine so I decided to go through my fave posts and this video just brightens my LIFE

My Queen.

I do love Dolly.

Here in Tennessee, Dolly has an organisation called The Imagination Library. It donates books that she chooses every month to EVERY CHILD born in Tennessee from the day they’re born until they turn five. TWELVE BOOKS A YEAR FOR FIVE YEARS EVERY CHILD! Thank you, Dolly Parton!

IT TOOK THE FIRE DEPARTMENT FOUR DAYS TO PUT IT OUT

The imagination library doesn’t only exist in Tennessee- it sends books to kids all over the US, UK, Canada and Australia ❤️ Dolly is a gift

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

Beautiful

It is perfect

I cannot express to you How Long I’ve been Searching for this fucking post and one day it just SHOWS UP ON MY DASH? Hell yeah! 

She’s still thinking about that dog