Naughty Harry

Miss Kenworthy, this lady is a dream. If I had been lucky enough to be her husband, I probably would have been lying across her knee every day while she spanked my bare bottom hard and for a long time.

Oh la la, do you know what I always did to my daughter when she gave me such a cheeky answer? "No, dear Miss Landlady, what did you do?" Her skirt came up, her panties came down, and then my hairbrush danced on her sweet little cheeks for 20 minutes. "Oh, and you want to do that to me now, or what?" I have no skirt on. Hmm the next cheeky answer. Come on, off with your pants and underwear and quickly across my knees, or do you want to be evicted?" "No, of course not." Okay, I agree the spanking." "Very well, and for your bad behavior, after your very extensive trip across my knees, you'll get another 75 strokes with the carpet beater or the cane. It depends on how you take the spanking with the wooden spoon and hairbrush."

Over many years, I regularly received thorough spankings on my bare bottom, and not just with a belt. If this Lady were to ask me, if she should spank my bare bottom, I would immediately answer with a resounding "Yes, please." It's a shame that won't happen. ☹️

Wait a minute, Cousin. If I understood you correctly, you just asked me, if I spank your bare ass? Yeah, I did. You could have said that a lot sooner. What do you think, why stand there three wooden spoons in the tin behind me? I've been spanking my partners' bare bottoms for ever. Whenever it was their turn, whoosh, I'd grab a wooden spoon from the tin, pull the guy's pants down, bend him over the counter, and let the spoon dance on his bare ass for ten minutes. Then I'd sit down on the chair, pull him over my knee, and smack his bare cheeks until they were burning and sore for another twenty minutes. Come on, I'll show you. Pants down and bend over the counter. You're going to get a real long spanking because you only told me today.

But Auntie, I didn't mean it and certainly didn't want to upset you. Be quiet, you're going to get a spanking, and that's that. I'm asking you one last time: do you want to do it right here and now? Then pull down your trousers and lie across my knee. I'll spank your bare bottom with my hand for twenty minutes and that's it, or we'll go home where I'll give you a thorough beating for 45 minutes with a wooden spoon, a leather paddle, a bath brush, and a cane. Oh, Auntie, that's not fair! What if someone can see us here? That's enough now, you've had your chance. Stop, we go home, and don't you dare beg, or you'll get even more.

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Wonderful Lady. You know exactly how a spanking over the knee should be. Beautiful, sweeping slaps on the bare bottom. Without the constant pauses and chatter. Creating a deep red and sore bottom. I'm amazed by you. Some Disciplinarians could learn a thing or two from you.

So, so, my dear stepbrother, to you I'm a sweet little Girl. Perhaps that may be true, but you'll painfully discover in the next hour that a spanking from me is definitely no picnic. I've already prepared everything for your beating upstairs in your room; some fine instruments are waiting for your bare bottom. Let's go upstairs.

Friend, stop whining right now, or you'll be across my knee again and I'll give you a real reason to whine, this time with my hairbrush and twice the time. You must be crazy, making such a fuss over 15 minutes of spanking. It was just my hand.

Take off your pants and boxers right now, come here and bend over my thigh. For that cheeky answer, I'm going to spank your ass so badly. You'll never dare do that again.

I can tell you what you desperately need, my dear nephew. Oh yes, what is it, Auntie? A really nice, effective, and above all, a long spanking over my knee, with your trousers and underwear pulled down. Would you really do that, Auntie? If you agree, absolutely, preferably right here on the bench. Say yes, and I'll get the hairbrush, wooden spoon, and paddle; I've used them to regularly spank the Girlbottom from your cousin. I'd spank your ass extra long and hard. Well, what do you say, do you dare to lay on your aunt's lap? Honestly, Auntie, I'd really love to have you spank my bare bottom. Then let's just do it; you take your clothes off, and I'll get the spanking implements. Believe me, a one hour good spanking from me will do you good. However, your bottom will be very sore when I stop. That's part of it, Auntie. But you're so hot, I really want a long, hard spanking from you.

I don't need to argue with any man; I settle things the old-fashioned way. Which is? Oh, you want to know how? Come upstairs with me, and I'll show you in detail. Now, you bigmouth, get your pants and underwear down right now. I'm going to spank your bare bottom. Your big eyes won't change that. I may be young, but you'll soon find out that I spank your bottom harder and longer than your mother ever did. After the next half hour, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Now, over my knee.

It's good that you accepted my invitation, my dear brother-in-law. There's a good reason we're alone together. According to my sister, you haven't been a good husband lately. You're cheeky, inconsiderate, you don't help around the house anymore, and apparently, your performance in bed has deteriorated significantly. Shhh, you don't have to say anything; your wife and I have already discussed everything. For the next two hours, we are undisturbed, and I'll be taking care of you thoroughly. You'll take off all your clothes now while I gather a few instruments. Then your punishment will begin in the form of a very thorough spanking on your bare bottom. You'll be over my knee three or four times and receive a hand, a wooden spoon, a paddle, and a bath brush on your arse. You'll lie across the table, chair, and sofa and be thoroughly beaten with a belt, a carpet beater, and, of course, several canes. When your wife gets back, your ass will be burning like a fireball and so sore that you'll prefer to stay standing for the next few days. Now, brother-in-law, come over my knee.

Oh yes, a great wooden spoon. But she should also put it across her knee, pull down his boxers, and then spank his bare bottom for at least 20 minutes. 🤫

Okay, your pants are down, now come here and bend over my thigh. Yes, this is a new position, my best girlfriend recommended it. Use a nice wooden spoon and stay like that for at least 15 minutes. Then we'll continue. You're going to get it really long today.

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Wow, that's a really beautiful wooden spoon. I'd love to have my bare bottom spanked with it right now.

I'm sorry, boss, but when I see your legs all day, I constantly think about being laid across your knee and getting my bare bottom spanked long and hard. Don't worry, in two minutes at the most, you'll be lying on my lap with your bare bottom on, and you'll be getting a long, very long beating.