Eating Tea And Dunking Crumpers

Goo goo

ga ga

it's so sad that jeff bezos burned up upon re-entry over sugonda

who the hell is jeff bezos

Forget to switch accounts???

Me when I fucking get you

send his ass to gongaga

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

The warm water of the ocean did what now

I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife”  but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot

Nothing is scarier than when puppets h

U GOOD?

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

you take that back right fucking now

Boys will be boys

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

this post feels like it’s from an alternate futuristic dimension