You see all my light and you love my dark.

#he experienced the entire range of human emotion in those 11 seconds

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

me

Besides the fact that i love this guy, this literally is me lol

these are their stories

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

this has to be nearly ten years old. this shit is a relic

This is the anthem

The original…

THE FUCKIN ANTHEM

traditional celtic folk music makes me go buck fucking wild. i don’t know what it is, if it’s just in my blood or if it’s a past life or just ‘cause it’s objectively soulful but I hear that fiddle and I immediately transform into this heartbroken irish widow in 1787 with a shawl draped over my shoulders staring over the cliffs of moher, waiting for my ghostly lover to return from sea

for such an analytical bitch i sure have a hard time figuring out my own bullshit

Because this looks like a Monet painting or an old watercolour anime background come to life?! I was in utter disbelief until it started moving.

This is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen in the entire world. What a wonderful experience wow honestly what a privilege to be graced with this sweet perfect thing at 4:14 in the morning

This is still so beautiful to me…I’m in tears again

Cronch cronch cronch

he did it

good job baby

I’m so proud and I don’t even know who this dog is