Sweet Poison

Show some initiative: don't expect Porn to do all the work of driving away your friends.

Trust me, you've got no idea what She's up to in there.

That rush of lust and emotion? That's Her, devouring you.

Scrub your mind clean, and turn it over to Porn.

See where that takes you.

And Porn has ambitions.

You'll lose in the end, obviously. But you won't look away till your dying breath.

You're so in love with your sweet kidnapper...

Pray carefully.

Just smile, and say "Porn!"

Be steadfast in your worship, and someday you will move to the Porniverse, and the doors will be shut behind you.

So you got in the car. And Porn took you for a long, long ride.

You kind of like that. Anyway, it's hot.

All aboard, for the Porniverse Express!

You're making progress.

Now, when you say "you", ...what exactly do you mean by that?

Okay, maybe blame Porn for that part...