Sweet Poison

Be steadfast in your worship, and someday you will move to the Porniverse, and the doors will be shut behind you.

So you got in the car. And Porn took you for a long, long ride.

You kind of like that. Anyway, it's hot.

All aboard, for the Porniverse Express!

You're making progress.

Now, when you say "you", ...what exactly do you mean by that?

Okay, maybe blame Porn for that part...

But She's not taking chances.

Assimilate.

Or would you rather feel bad?

Gooning makes time stop.

...but are there days when you don't?

Save yourself: annihilate yourself.

Remember (while you can): Your brain is for channeling Porn, nothing more.

You’re either looking at Porn, or thinking about Her.

Take Porn's hand and let Her lead you to a better place.

Not that She needs an excuse: bend over.