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A calm Lucifer with his poison apple

#obeyme!fanart #obeyme!shallwedate #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me!#obeymelucifer #obey me lucifer #lucifer

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akkihito

I've been so inactive lately lol...

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me fandom #obeymeme #lucifart #obeymelucifer #obeymemammon

sannoodle

Finally done 😌 and thanks before

kotoriichi

I did it, I colored him! (Mean, handsome bastard)

party-gilmore

It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

there is no winning The Game

once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game

the point of The Game is to not think about The Game

if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

hartsnkises

What have you done

belle-of-a-time

FUCKING SHIT I MANAGED TO GO. A full YEAR A FULL YEAR and you hit me with this shit! Now everyone who follows me has to suffer too

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meganfoxrocksmyworld

Bicon, Megan Fox geeking out over Jennifer's Body and its legacy.

borderlineblitz

i just need to get through this week

woolay

Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot

wowzanator

fluffimemes

Lucifer, to MC: You are the calm breeze of this fuckstorm of a life I’m living.

devildomming

asmodeus: you look absolutely dashing today bro. pro homo.

satan: I think you mean no homo

asmodeus: it's a new era bro,support the gays.

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kpop-otome-yandere-here

Lucifer:*points at Mammon* What the Hell is that?

Mc: It's a baby we found in the trash.

Lucifer: ....

Lucifer: Well, put it back. It doesn't belong to you.

devildomming

Simeon: what time is it?

MC: hold on lemme check.

MC: *breathes*

MC: *screams*

Lucifer: WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING AT 4:56 AM IN THE MORNING?!?!

MC: it's 4:56 am.

Simeon:

kpop-otome-yandere-here

Lucifer: You know I don't like all those Asian romance games you play, right? Go outside more often.

Mc: Would you rather I romance real boys when I'm outside ?

Lucifer: ...

Mc: ....

Lucifer: I-

Mc: -That's what I thought.

kpop-otome-yandere-here

Demon: you wanna die Human?

Mc: um one second

Demon:

Mc: *on the phone*

Mc: Lucifer said no

kpop-otome-yandere-here

[Mammon and Levi fidget on their seats nervously]

Mammon: Listen, I know we made a slight mistake--

Lucifer: [calmly reading paperworks behind the desk] Whatever you're gonna say, save it for ten seconds...

Levi: What happens in 10 seconds?

Lucifer: Just hang on for another 5 seconds--

Mammon: [sweats] What happens in 5 seconds??

Mc: [storming into the office looking deadly furious] WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCKING HELL WERE YOU TWO THINKING?!

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First kiss (Lucifer)

He was angry and scared and he had almost lost you to your foolish need to help others. Then he saw you standing tall, proud, with as much pride in your actions as he had in his every move. All of his anger fell away, a curtain torn from his grasp and he reached for you. Held you close in his relief. Gasping out a half-strangled confession. Pride flaring as you snuggled further into his arms. Bringing your lips up to his and realizing how taken with you he truly is. Pulling you ever closer to him, hungry for every ounce of you. Somewhere in this embrace where every inch of your body fits perfectly against his own, his pride and satisfaction at gaining your affections catch some other emotion on fire. And it overtakes the pride pushing it beneath the wave of sheer affection he has for you. He understands now. What made you put yourself in harm's way for his brothers and for him. Nothing could take you unwilling from him, not now. Lucifer knows as his lips meet yours again that as much as he insisted the pact made you his he is yours just as much.

devildomming

*mammon does something stupid*

lucifer: what a fucking idiot.

lucifer:

lucifer: I can't believe I'd die for him.

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