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trying on a metaphor

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Product Placement
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Stranger Things
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.

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oozey mess

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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Gillian Anderson being an agent of chaos while filming The X-Files | bloopers/behind-the-scenes compilation
I apologise in advance for how horrible this next chapter is going to be. I'll try to add the appropriate warnings, but there's no sugar coating that Hell is...well, hell.
what a beautiful goblin
What i think fully and genuinely is that allll of what was cut to condense the finale down to 97 min was filler.
This is what I actually think.
Because look at Season 2! something like 80% of that was pure filler. gaiman's wrist starting cramping coming up with filler so he even farmed it out to other writers! (nowadays it would be chatgpt).
There probably was a meandering, ultimately pointless 1941 part 3 featuring Aziraphale shooting some zombies and then being made to do the sadistic I am Wrong dance. There probably was some cowboy nonsense where Aziraphale is stupid and falls off a horse and Crowley sneers at him.
I don't give a shit. It's going to be filler. Because if there was anything in those scripts that wasn't filler, they would have filmed it. There was filler in the finished movie, even.
There is NOTHING that could have been written that explains why it's good to coerce a crying person who wants to live to kill themselves. Shakespeare couldn't have done it.
None of the actually big issues with this season have to do with things being cut. Because the big issues are that the show forgot what genre it was and that it was deliberately written to go against the expectations of the only people who wanted to see it.
Imagine sitting through six hours of cringy, flat, cowboy shenanigans only to have to watch that murder-suicide anyway.
Pretty sure this is it.
I remember thinking that maybe cutting it down wouldn't be such a bad thing because of how stretched and flabby s2 was. What I didn't count on was the core plot being a lazy, incompetent mess that answered absolutely nothing from s2 and negated the entire point of s1.
And I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks the You Were Right dance is deeply fucked up, coming as I suspect it does from the domestic life of a massive creep. If someone admits they were wrong take it like an adult. Don't humiliate them further.
God, I really do not like that man.

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Trying to figure out what to do with Gabriel and Beelzebub in this fic. Started it before s2 and abandoned it after you-know-what, so I never plotted for the idea that they'd hook up. There are no seeds of it planted in the rest of the series, and none of it would really make sense, especially as at the end of Divine Misconceptions Aziraphale clocks Gabriel as unable to sense love like all the other angels. In the whole series, actually, Gabriel exists as the horrible boss joke he is at the end of s1. He's a meathead bully with impeccable colour sense and the social skills of a squeegee. He's there to be shat on, overcome, and threatened with an affordable-but-surprisingly-powerful vaccum cleaner.
And you know what? I'm fine with that. I have no deep attachment to 'Jim', and actually the whole Jim storyline felt off to me. It felt unearned and dragged out, and it would have been absolutely fine if it meant something in the end, but it didn't, did it? Beez and Gabriel and their season long plot towards a happy ending got jettisoned along with everything else.
In retrospect I also really really hate all that twee dialogue Gaiman wrote for the amnesiac Jim, because it reads a whole lot like the performative whimsical-goth-uncle shit that he used to post on social media. Which, I admit, I could almost find charming in a pinch.
Until we all found out what the fucker was really up to, and then there wasn't enough vomit in the universe.
I don't know. I have to do something with Gabriel, and I have a vague idea what, but it has to be something that speaks to his shallowness and disconnection, not just writing him a whole new character for the hell of it. It has to make sense. You know. That thing that fiction is supposed to do.
I haven’t painted anything in months and I feel like I’m quite out of practice, so have a very loose repaint of La Gimblette by Jean-Honoré Fragonard I made today to get me back into painting.
“Never Say Noble Sacrifice Again”
A meta-fic on the the frustrations of beloved characters committing pointless suicide
https://archiveofourown.org/works/86982406
So as most of you likely know by now I was not a fan of the Good Omens finale in the slightest. When the prompt “salt” came up for a guess the author game in an anti-season 3 server, I saw a fun opportunity to rant about this horrid trope used in two series I love. Then after publishing I became aware of this quote.
I feel so vindicated in both my belief this finale was wrong and also in my belief that Crowley might be motivated to write his own James Bond fix-it fics, as shown here. Please enjoy my crazy projection written in the universe of my original long Fic Double-0 Omens. ❤️
my phone loves to correct aziraphale and crowley to adirondack and celery. what if i was a wooden chair and you were a vegetable that tastes like piss and we were in love
Uh oh! Daddy's younger boss yelled at him today. GO BACK 3 SPACES.
Widow's Bay | Episode 2 - Lodging

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as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA
image description at explainXKCD:
explain xkcd is a wiki dedicated to explaining the webcomic xkcd. Go figure.
its a bit easier for astronomers
NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!
are they hydrogen or helium
oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.
ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there
…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???
im an astrophysicist
but but, science is science?!
and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts
Mutuals feel free to pick me up and drop me off in front of prime real estate that’s all mine
I will be scared but I will appreciate it
Need a binful of burrowing owls to look at me the way these tiny perfect morons do
Just a little meme I made cuz fuckery is abounding in fandom spaces again.
Again, don’t change my mind. I ain’t yucking y’all’s yum, don’t yum my yuck.
Except My Immortal was hilarious, iconic, and endlessly quotable. There are lines in that thing that still live rent free in my head and it's been a length of time that would probably upset me with my own incoming fossilisation if you told me exactly how many.
It's been two months since the finale. I don't know that I could quote a single line off the top of my head.
For me the joy of Good Omens is not thinking about Aziraphale and Crowley's special-boy roles in the Great Ineffable (and ultimately stupid) Plan, but thinking about all the absent-mindedly placed snacks Crowley has accidentally sat on while throwing himself into various chairs in the bookshop.
I like stupid. I love stupid. I just think stupid has its proper place, like stuck to the back of a pair of ridiculously tight trousers.

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New chapter is up. I'm spiteficcing hard and I make no apologies.
Hell to Pay, chapter 4 - The Devil...
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?
Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.
So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.
A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️⚧️
Actor and Writer
There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made
Stupid, stupid levels of talent going on in here. ❤️