Carpe crustum

sshiit, *uuurrrp I need moooaarrr

Feel it. boy

where ARE they coming from though

gaining as a means of rebellion against a society that rewards self-deprivation

THE most Bootyful of all!

I ate a lot all the time. I drank heavy cream until I felt sick, then washed it down with eggnog. In the evenings, I drank so much beer that I just passed out on the couch in front of the TV. I don’t sleep on my back because my belly is now too heavy. I’ve never gained weight so quickly. I can’t get used to my belly and constantly bumping into people with it. I’m always sleepy, and I’m always thirsty. I can’t stop eating, I am trapped.

Fattening quickly

74 days, 90+lbs

My round belly has been quite a challenge lately, it just doesn’t fit in any shirt and peeks out at the bottom. I gave a presentation today, and I could feel everyone staring. I’ve been enjoying eggnog, heavy cream, and way too much beer this month, and I’ve gained about fifteen kilograms. My liver is hurting, and I’m always sleepy.