PICK UP THE PHOOONE, FUCKER

yeah every song is still about Them

i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

in another life i wouldve really liked doing medical malpractice with you

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you

I hate to say it and I hate to know it but if you crave intimacy and deep relation you truly have to muster the courage to go first.