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If Book Aziraphale accepted Metatron's offer #1

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I NEED TO BE FUCKING STOPPED, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST, MOST NICHE MEME I HAVE EVER MADE AND I'M OUT OF BREATH FROM LAUGHING RN
I originally wrote this extended metaphor about the Good Omens finale as a comment on a post:
I think for a lot of us it utterly failed and we are left with exactly that - a cruel writing choice that people tried to pad to make it a bit less hurtful. The analogy that’s coming to mind is cushioning broken glass with cotton candy so you can eat it. Like, that’s not how that works. If someone tries to feed you broken glass you refuse and then try to make sure they don’t do that again. And also cotton candy dissolves with the slightest moisture so it’s ineffective anyway.
I can’t really blame the cast and crew for trying to make the best of it. I think a lot of them convinced themselves that because they were trying hard and had achieved magical things before and the story wasn’t that bad because sacrifice is noble and look Michael and David get to pretend to be at the South Downs together, that they’d somehow made stained glass out of this cotton candy and broken glass. But I only saw the vase that we could have gotten, if the writers hadn’t broken it in the first place, and the patchwork result that had at least some blood mixed in with the cotton candy and glass.
This is a perfect metaphor. We are eating glass. And I can't swallow it anymore.
The worst part is that a lot of the fandom are eating it willingly and forcing themselves to even like it. Idk.
Currently writing an email about why I will not, in fact, be heading up any initiative to integrate ai in my workplace.
Wish me luck!
Update: Send me resources
We have a meeting scheduled for next Tuesday to discuss my "valid concerns" so now I need all of you to send me anti-AI resources for that meeting because I am extremely bad at defending my viewpoints on the spot. I get flustered and forgetful and avoidant, so I need to have key arguments and evidence to back it up at the ready. Unfortunately, all my searches for "how to defend my anti-ai stance in the workplace" are only returning articles about "How to convince your employees that AI is a good thing"
Relevant information:
They are mostly looking at MS co-pilot and claude ai
They would be unlikely to use it to make any graphics so stolen art is only fuel to the ethical argument, not a main concern
They don't actually seem to have any specific ideas on how they want to use it other than moving data from excel to ppt
accept this silly self indulgent book aziraphale and crowley kiss comic

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Played for a sucker
For all that we fancy ourselves in this fandom to be amazing detectives, always searching for clues, the most important ones were completely ignored. I feel so stupid. Because the clues were there:
The pictures of DT and MS as Asa and Anthony from the filming in Edinburgh, so different from Aziraphale and Crowley.
DT saying in 2024 that not everyone might like the ending (I guess he was scolded for saying that because after that he always said it was a perfect ending)
The horror writers chosen to fix the script.
The poster! All the posters from s1 and s2 always showed them together, facing the world, but the go3 poster shows them separated, confronted, alone in a post apocalyptic world. That poster is so bleak.
The lack of promotion from cast and crew (not surprising. Who’d want to promote and be associated with a show from NG after what we now know and with this horrible film)
All those clues point to the finale not being what we expected, what they had told us to expect for years.
We were played for suckers. We were played for years by everyone involved in this film. From amazon keeping go3 as a comedy, instead of a drama. To DT saying that it was the perfect ending. To MS saying there were nightingales (the nightingales we cared about got evaporated too). To cast and crew saying this story was a love story. Even the official South Downs account on Bluesky was teasing us for tears! Everyone worked hard to create the expectation that this story, this love story would have a happy ending, our boys would be an us, they would be on their own side and there would be nightingales and a cottage in the South Downs (the authors told us that one back in 2005).
I don’t expect they are surprised we are so fucking furious. As a fandom.
Four weeks of devastation. And counting.
Here, have a palate cleanser at least.
every day i wake up and hate the finale a little bit more. what do you mean you made me watch them kill themselves with zero prior indication this is where the story was going. what do you mean the threads introduced in the previous season got absolutely zero resolution. what do you mean new threads were introduced on a significantly smaller runtime just to also get no resolution. what do you mean the ultimate message is that the only way to fix something broken is to destroy it and start over. what do you mean this is good omens
Oh, it's easy. That was NOT good omens. That was bad omens. Bad, bad omens.
The irony
Good Omens was about not choosing sides for the husbands, while ignoring the ones set for them and choosing 'us'. Shades of grey.
But series 3 / the final split the fandom into factions, into sides. Its all gone very black and white all of a sudden. There is no us anymore
Rodent Omens

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I’m so fngking angry because what do you mean both universes got covid. What do you mean Shakespeare came up with that line on his own. What do you mean Jane Austen wrote books. What do you mean it didn’t fucking matter because the universe IS THE SAME. EVERYTHING IS THE SAME.
Everything is the same except for them.
It is so fucking bleak. All of their fiddling and meddling about didn’t matter, just as they always said, it was always the humans who made their own choices. Humans came up with it all themselves.
It didn’t matter that there was a god and a heaven and a hell and angels and demons because the world turned out exactly the same.
Except for the characters we loved. They’ve all been lobotomized.
But, that’s right, their lives were traumatic, so they basically get a do-over. It’s a good thing.
I wonder how many souls throughout history had the exact same life in both universes. Not a drop of change for them.
I am livid.
I still think both we and Michael sheen deserved an azicrow fuck nasty scene
... Man, the way I keep thinking I'm over s3 and then turning around and going 'Just one more thing' like I'm Columbo because I thought of yet another thing that annoys me to no end. Will it ever stop

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ALL. OF. THIS.
So just to recap: after MULTIPLE teasers emphasizing the romantic arc of Aziraphale and Crowley and a summary by Muriel showing The Kiss (tm), as well as Prime posting kissing art between the Ineffables, we got:
No second kiss
No I love you
No confession
No 1941 pt 3
No happy ending
No protective husbands
No wing shielding
No hug
No powerful shared miracles
No explanation for az's weird S2 F15 behavior
No acknowledgement of the kiss
No picnic
No Ritz
No surviving main characters
No CATHARSIS
Monkey's paw cottage
Did I miss anything?
There are two things I want to emphasize. 1) They KNEW what we wanted, because that's evident in how they advertised the show. 2) Not giving us ANY of it HAS to be intentional. They had to actually work to not allow the Aziraphale and Crowley arc to resolve satisfactorily. It would have been the most natural thing in the world, and it was actively prevented from happening.