Things Once Familiar Are Now Strange&Taste Like Winter on Jakku

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!

certified soup post

I think about this a lot.

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

you just know a woman is deeply haunted when she can’t even masturbate like that’s real true genuine anguish and hurt

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?