Finally making a pinned post as a little roadmap of what you'll see here.
Tag sorting below the cut! I try to be consistent so I can find stuff on my own blog <3
For my art/original posts I use these tags plus any other relevant variants I can think of for visibility. For reblogs I just use key tags (below) for sorting.
My tags (general)
#my art - for art and things I've drawn/made
#my writing - same thing but for writing
#my animation - for animations I'm working on
#firefly rambles - thoughts/vents/things that don't fit elsewhere
#firefly feasts - food I've made and recipes I'd like to try
My tags (specific)
#firefly's fics: freed from desire - for posts related to my long-term Astor fic
It'll be the same format for other pieces of writing, i.e., #firefly's fics: [name] but right now I don't have any others I can think of
#astor my rat <3 - for art of my version of Astor from age of calamity
#firefly's oc: [name] - for art and posts about my specific ocs. Examples below
#firefly's oc: ida
#firefly's oc: herod
#firefly's oc: leah
#firefly's oc: astra
firefly's oc: spike
#golden threads of fate <3 - for fully rendered drawings I'm especially proud of (calling it this bc so far they both have gold borders :))
Reblog tags
#woah history - historical stuff I thought was interesting
#silly language shenanigans - linguistics tag! sometimes silly sometimes serious always tagged this way
#friends art - art made by my mutuals <3
#friends writing - same thing but for writing
#friends ocs - my mutuals' original characters
When i reblog ocs I'll usually also tag with their first name (full name if I can rememeber it). If my moot has a specific tag for their oc, I might use that instead.
#leviathan #theodora #vaie of hyrule #danger!josh #lilliandra #alethia wintersong etc.
Fandom tags
Unless it's a one-word name (or the acronym means something else) I usually use acronyms for game titles. I tag characters the same way I tag ocs
Right now my biggest fandoms are
The Elder Scrolls (lots of reblogs, less original stuff these days)
#tes - main tag. I try to hit all my elder scrolls reblogs with this one
I'll also attach more specific tags (#skyrim #morrowind #eso #nerevarine #altmer #tesblr etc.) but these can be hit or miss
The Legend of Zelda (specifically Astor lol. Lots of reblogs *and* original stuff for him)
#loz - general zelda tag
#astor aoc - my go-to Astor tag :D I'll use the others when I post original stuff, but this is my default for reblog sorting
#yiga clan - yiga clan stuff 𼰠I love them
#master kohga - you'll also see a lot of him so he gets tagged consistently <3
Im less consistent about other zelda tags, but if it's something new/recent (#zelda notes #age of imprisonment, etc) I'll try to tag for anyone who's avoiding spoilers
These are the big ones, but this is very much a multi-fandom blog. If I didn't list something here, its probably just bc I forgot
If you read all the way through this um. I love you and I hope you found whatever you were looking for XD
And if you're new to my blog, how did you get here?? (Im not just saying that. I am always fascinated by what draws people to my blog, especially if there isn't some obvious overlap)
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There are three version of the zine. The first one contains all submissions, the PG version has had some materials removed, and the G version has been designed to minimize material that is likely to be upsetting or get readers into trouble. Each edition comes with a content warning and tagging system, please read with care.
Feel free to download and share the zine, this is meant to be a collection and extension of our fandom. You may not fundamentally alter the contents of the zine or sell the zine for profit.
This edition may have some typos! If you spot a typo or other formatting error in one of your own submissions feel free to reach out to get it fixed for the physical release and other future versions. You may even be eligible for a fun surprise!
You may also notice some awkward empty spaces. You may submit small doodles or short blurbs to occupy some of those spaces. These may appear in future versions including the physical zine.
A last friendly reminder that submissions for volume 2 are currently open indefinitely, and applications for Astorvember shenanigans are open until September 30th.
for a long time now, one of my go-to phrases is "shake it like a can of beans." im not really sure where this came from, but i've been saying it for three years or so. it never really occurred to me that this was unusual until yesterday when i was bouncing a baby in a rocker a little too violently (he was having a great time, it just wasnt exactly sending him to sleep) and i went "sorry, im shaking him like a can of beans over here" and both my coworkers reacted like i had said something insane
one of the babies was getting picked up and started screaming as soon as her dad pulled her from her crib (where she'd been sleeping) and i instinctively said "that's what we in the industry call: baby moding" and he started laughing so hard he almost dropped her
I liked this image so much i just needed to keep it in my inbox for a couple days. God Won't Where Can't. Take You His Grace Keep You. Shadow the Hedgehog has become Catholic. Thank you for your contributions, mogatron.
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and yes the stimulant meds do help with this too.
The right meds should not âalter you foreverâ I donât care what facebook moms say. The right meds will lift the weight from your shoulders and youâll get VERY ANGRY for a bit because everyone else had it this easy the whole time???? I highly recommend trying out some of the medication available for ADHD.
never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.
never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.
These were produced from around the time of the Roman annexation of Egypt in the late 1st century BC to around the Christianization of the Roman Empire in the 3rd century CE.
They were a continuation of the Egyptian tradition of funerary masks but rather than sculpting them and making them of precious metals, they began painting these lifelike portraits.
Itâs hotly debated whether this is an example of Greco-Roman realist style imposed on their subjects, or a home grown Egyptian development of their own ancient tradition. Those who say itâs more Egyptian than Roman point out that thereâs no surviving paintings in the rest of the Roman Empire that were this realistic. Those who say itâs more Roman than Egyptian point out the arid climate left these portraits intact, and beleive the others in the rest of the empire were lost.
Personally I think you can call them Egyptian because these people, whether of Roman or ancient Egyptian descent, are still the ancestors of the modern Egyptians today.
Despite the realism you can see a slight exaggeration of the eyes, smoothing of the skin and inclusion of certain important objects around the subjectâs head. Itâs a pattern that would get more and more pronounced until it became the style of Byzantine iconography in the Orthodox Christian Church
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These are meant to help everyone prepare for the fight this year! If you personally have any more, let me know what they are, give a link, and I'll add them!
Indicator stamps/buttons! These show what you will and wont draw, as well as what you are okay with and not. https://toyhou.se/16644300.art-fight-assets/16644338.stamps (simple) â https://toyhou.se/27714893.art-fight-profile-buttons/gallery (more options)
Artfight prep checklist! Exactly as the name suggests! https://toyhou.se/16384768.character-prompts/33429094.art-fight-prep-checklist
Minnow clocks! timer for drawing that reminds you to do things like stretch, hydrate, save, ect! https://minnowclocks.app/
Thumbnails! Used to clearly show what team youre on and sometimes what type of attack you posted! Plus, adds a little extra fun to the game. https://toyhou.se/~world/182526.art-fight-assets/characters/folder:5716854
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
You can also read it on Wattpad, Iâm working on that
Anyways itâs here too
Prologue
It was nearing winter. Ciella could tell as the dying red and brown leaves had stopped falling down and through her fabrics. Instead, they would crunch beneath her brotherâs shoes and swirl around Ciellaâs feet when she drifted past. It had been a few days at most since she and her brother were reunited in a waking moment and they traveled the countryside with much leisure and joy.
When the girl had discovered her brotherâs corpse, she was more than confused. The corpse was preserved perfectly by some puddle of Malice in a dark cave, somewhere near Hyrule Castle, in the ruins of what used to be a small town or village. Perfectly preserved and completely dormant. No ReDead wouldâve stayed still upon hearing the loud ruckus of Ciellaâs sobs. No Poe was going to sleep without its lantern nearby and no stalfoes or stalchild was going to have that much flesh on it after at least 100 years of death. The malice covered her brother around his waist, keeping him stuck to the ground. All the Poe could manage was to cry over her brotherâs body. One day, at her weakest hour, when she was ready to simply step into a Poe hunterâs path and resign her soul to stay caught in a bottle, her brother suddenly rose, the malice on his waist disappearing. She stayed there for a year until he rose, or thatâs the conclusion she came to, as when she stepped out of the cave it was the beginning of winter once more, as if the season restarted. Hyrule was always getting stranger by the second, wasnât it?
But now, after nearly 120 years apart, they were together at last. They walked over days, weeks, and months overtop the green rolling hills that looked at the back of the castle. It was still in ruin, but under repair due to the instructions of Princessâ no, Queen Zelda. Her coronation had not happened yet, but under the circumstances of the kingdom needing to focus on rebuilding from the Calamity, Zelda decided there would be no ceremony for now. After all, they didnât exactly have the funds or even a nice enough place to hold the coronation.
In awe, they saw Hyrule clear of guardian stalkers and watchers. The 5 massive pillars that once surrounded the castle had now retreated into the ground, leaving large and deep holes in their absence. This kingdom was not in its golden age but was at least at peace once more. Vines that had ruled over each stone wall that stood against terror so defiantly were beaten back by shears and scissors. Lovely weeds, Labyranna broom, Holodrum pokeweed, Termina henbit, dandelions, chickweed, all plucked from the ground without second thought and the dreaded petals were replaced with large expanses of building. Research labs, cabins, farm houses, anything the Hylians had a need for.
âSuch a wild change from when we were young.â Astor said. Astor, some said it meant âhawkâ, others said it meant âstarâ. She liked to think her brother had a heavenly name, that way the two would match, like a little pair of twins.
âThe world has moved on without us.â Ciella replied simply, carrying no emotion. âCiellaâ. Most claimed it meant âheavenly, sky, celestialâ, but there was a nagging definition, one she couldnât make sense of. In older texts, it meant âthe rootâ. The root of what? Astor always said names arenât by accident, that it is fate, even if no one cared what they named you. You live up to your name somehow. The siblings wore similar features. As they drifted along, Ciellaâs braids lay flat on her back. Long and neatly done, the dark and muted purple strains reached an inch or so above her waist. Once or twice she glanced behind with her mismatched eyes, one pink pupil and white iris, one blue iris and black pupil. Paler than death she and her brother would remain for as long as their spirits roamed this plain of existence, or until the stormclouds finally cleared from Hyruleâs skies, which they somehow didnât seem to be moving along anytime soon. However, Astor kept his yellow eyes upon Ciellaâs drifting form, his dull purple hair holding two small braids on the front right side of his face obstructed his view.
âWhy do you look back? Are you expecting something?â
âPerhaps⌠perhaps not.â She answered with hesitation. âI keep hearing a call, somethingâs calling my name.â
âWhere do you hear it?â
She turned her head to the blackened towers of what remained of that blackened silhouette that dared to call itself the landmark of the country. âHyrule Castle.â Astor made a face, a face that showed he thought her lying or joking. âI mean it, itâs coming from there.â
âAre you certain itâs coming from there and not past it?â
Ciella shook her head. âItâs too close to be past the castle. It's in its walls, thereâs no other way.â
âHow badly does it nag you? Does the voice pain you?â
âIt is like an ant crawling on the insides of my ear and mouth. It itches all inside my head on every inch of flesh.â
âI suppose we should be off then.â Astor said, sighing and changing their direction.
âYouâre going?â
âYouâd head off without me if I didnât tag along just by how you described it. You wouldnât last an hour more under those conditions.â The way down was unpleasant. The steepness of the hill made Astor slip a few times and Ciella had a hard time seeing which way was the best for getting into the castle. âI heard a rumor of an underground entrance into the castle, though I doubt itâs in tact after all that was done.â
âWe ought to cross the moat into the docks and go from there.â
âWe need a boat.â
ââŚWe do not have a boat.â She realized, feeling awfully dumb.
âWe indeed do not have a boat.â Astor confirmed.
âWell, arenât you a prophet?â She put her hands on her hips with a sassy manner and looked at him. âCanât you prophetize where a boat will be?â
âMy prophecies only predict doom as you mightâve been able to tell by now.â
âCome on, letâs go, itâs getting worse.â So they walked around the most, searching for a raft of some sorts. The most they found was a tree stump with an axe stuck in it, a Korok leaf laying next to it.
The girl picked up the leaf and held it carefully. âWe can use this to propel us forward, right?â
âIt should do if the wind isnât blowing in our favor.â However, as Astor looked around for anything to use, Ciella became still in a manner highly uncommon for Poe and she suddenly dropped the leaf and floated forward with not so much a glance behind herself. Despite her brotherâs calling, she floated across the moat like fine mist. With no other choice, the prophet of doom swam after her with urgency. Upon reaching the docks, he turned to Ciella. âWhat in the Calamityâs name?! Why would you do that? Donât wander off like that, you scared me!â But catching the look in his sisterâs eyes showed him something was terribly wrong. She wasnât entirely there as she began to float up the stairs, rigid as if she were someone still solid, alive and breathing. Thick clouds of black gas filled the air in patches and almost seemed to beckon the Poe this way and that way along her winding path of ruined stone. The Malice had a life of its own and it made its opinion of Astorâs tagging along quite clear. A near wall of black clouds blocked his vision half the time with him only able to see Ciella through small little gaps where the flakes of pure Malice shone through the smoke and her lantern in harsh blue was glowing. It got harder and harder to follow her as she swirled past rubble and debris and when she phased down the grated gate into the underground, he lost her. It was as if she had completely disappeared from reality itself. âCiella? Ciella! Ciella! Ciella, where are you? Where are you?!â No words of his sister bounced across the walls back into his ears and he began to panic. âCiella! CIELLA!â He rushed from rotting corridor to rotting corridor, stumbling over his own shaking legs until one piece of floor gave way and he fell into a much darker hallway of dead overgrown plants that clung to a material he could not identify as natural rock formation or carved stone due to the blackness that surrounded him and obscured his senses. At the end a dull green light came from the narrow doorway. With hands outstretched, he tentatively continued on the path, finding the doorway to be thinner than he initially thought. Astor had to suck in his chest and stomach and go in sideways, shimming back and forth until he was free. A pit of infinite blackness was waiting for him with only the sight of a rotting corpse in suspended animation being there. A hand of green glow gripped the decaying skin of the chest and from the wound that was there spilled thick tendrils of Malice that traveled along the ground and up the walls, even to the ceiling and on the other side of the figure was Ciella herself with a hand outstretched as if she were being drawn to the figure by an invisible string attached to her middle finger. She intended to touch it! âCiella! Donât touch anything!â And the world echoed âanything!â. She paused but only for a moment as the back of her left began to glow and the corpse suddenly grabbed her wrist and she screamed, finally out of the trance.
âYouâŚâ The voice rasped. The floor collapsed and both the Knightford siblings, crying and afraid, could see no more.
Astor awoke in an unfamiliar place. Well, he was not unfamiliar with the ground but he was unfamiliar with this ground. He was left on a worn red carpet with gold tassel trimming as he was hit with waves of pain from his aching forehead. Still, in those waves was a rocking boat that had not yet capsized and its name was Ciella.
Ciella!
He scrambled to his feet and rushed around in panic, casting his fury at whoever had cursed them in such a way. The broken windows gave a sign to him that he was still within Hyrule Castle. His heart nearly stopped. Who had brought him up? Conversation floated from the dining hall, though the three voices were not remotely of his sisterâs. They scraped vowels out in a language foreign and long forgotten, raspy and vile. Dagger drawn, he burst into the room only to be greeted with what looked like three corpses, the one in the middle being the one he saw in the underground, at the table and a purple crystal hanging over the fireplace at the far end. Within that prison was Ciella herself.
âPoor prophet of doom⌠donât you realize you were doomed from the start?â A voice spoke. It was the female corpse on the left of the male one, Astor could tell by her worn clothing.
âYou vile creaturesâŚ! What are you? Who are you to steal her away?!â
âCalm yourself, child, our lord sleeps.â The female on the right said.
ââOur lordâ? I donât care, give her back to me!â The two women rose, their white hair swaying behind their thin backs that were hardly more than simple spine. They two were perfectly in sync, like twin snakes.
âSheâs ours, Astor.â
âNothinâ you can do to change it, boy.â In his anger, he lifted the knife and plunged toward the left oneâs head but she screamed and he froze, blade mere centimeters from the jewel on her forehead. A nail closer to a claw traced along his cheek, it felt like ice, freezing him to the bone. The other came up, caressing his shoulders with unbecoming tenderness and began to ready her teeth to take a bite of his neck that would surely kill him and he felt unexplainable heat coming from her.
âHalt!â A voice boomed from behind. A deep male one. The corpse from before was up. âHeâs mine, that boy is mine. Heâs been more than devout.â
Astor regained control of his body as the women stepped away, spinning around with a stunned look. âDevout? I only have one master, the Greatââ
âCalamity Ganon. Astor, I am that man, I am Hyruleâs scourge.â He stood at last, standing at a towering 8â10, dull red hair hanging all around him like a roughed up fur coat, matted and tangled. He wore sashes and gold jewelry that managed to cover where his reproductive organ wouldâve been (if it was still there) but could not hide the dried out intestines and inner organs spilled out.
âHow do you know my name?â
âWe know everything.â The two women spoke, pushing past him like cats until they glided to go stand by the manâs side.
âYou wish to take Ciella back?â He asked with mockery, pointing to an empty chair. âThen sit down and listen to your god.â The man did as he was told. âGood. I shall tell you all. I am Ganondorf Dragmire or as you more commonly know me, the Great Calamity. Your sister⌠sheâs special. Sheâs a harbinger, you see, and I need her to regain my strength. That Poeâs soul can make a man like me young again.â
âAnd us two.â The women chimed in.
âAh yes, dear Ciella has enough Life Force to restore me and my mothers to our former glory.â
âYouâll kill her. Youâll end her existence in the limbo, youâll force her to an afterlife!â He cried out.
âFrom the moment I saw you alongside her I knew you would not stand for it, although I donât know how on earth youâre alive after I sent the guardians after you and Melody all those years ago.â
âYou did mean to kill meâŚâ Astor pondered. He knew of what Ciella told him of his awakening, that his dead body was stuck in a puddle of Malice until one day he absorbed it and his eyes opened. The Calamity couldnât be the one controlling Malice if that very same substance is what allowed Astor to roam the rolling hills now. But if Ganon didnât control it, who did? Was it a force of nature that could be harnessed? He shook away those thoughts. No time to think about that, he had to save his sister. âHow do I get my sister back?â
âPossessive,â Ganondorfâs decaying skin stretched into a devious smile. âI like that attribute. I already know youâll do whatever I say, so you wonât object when I tell you youâll need to give me souls to substitute your sisterâs, which will be quite a heroic feat.â
âHow many do you need?â Astor asked.
âOn the safe side, letâs say 50.â The female on the left said.
âIâd say 70.â The other woman retorted.
âDama, VĂĄma, weâll need a 100.â
âThat many?â
âAre you certain?â
âIâm certain.â Ganondorf stated with finality. âAstor, my boy, youâll have to scour the land for Poes, are you sure that youâll be up for the task? Would you rather not let me have her and let you live the rest of your days free?â
Laugh all you want at Astor, but that motherfucker was trying to keep our Zelda timeline from splitting again. That man was trying his hardest to save Zelda YouTubers from having to slot in a new game into the already messy timeline. Astor is the real one, he had our best interest in mind and no one will convince me otherwise.
NO SHOT WHAT im gonna become those people on YouTube with the âedit: mom Iâm famous!â on their comment
but buddy you might love my fanfic too I very much think Astor had A LOT of potential for a Zelda villain and couldâve stood out in the villain line up if he wasnât in fucking age of calamity
also drop the link on yours (no pun intended) im tryna seeâŚ
BUT YEAH 100% When I saw that it was my first moment of "oh my god wait. What if he didnt work for ganon? What if he's (first and foremost) a servant of Fate, tasked with ensuring that fate proceeds as intended, and ganon is just a means to an end? Because I bet Fate does NOT like all of this time travel nonsense
So far I've only posted the prologue on Ao3, but I'm hoping to start uploading regularly later this year since I've been doing a lot of work behind the scenes :))
It's currently locked for archive users only, so if you dont have an account let me know and I'll unlock it. Here's the link!
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Laugh all you want at Astor, but that motherfucker was trying to keep our Zelda timeline from splitting again. That man was trying his hardest to save Zelda YouTubers from having to slot in a new game into the already messy timeline. Astor is the real one, he had our best interest in mind and no one will convince me otherwise.