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My extremely controversial gaming opinion is that they should allow you to obtain meat in stardew valley and while I understand that the vast majority of people might not want to play with it I also think somewhat that the absence of any such mechanics in a farming simulator is a sign of broader disconnection and alienation from where food comes from etc

i hide down in my corner because i like my corner #mycorner

No nipple top surgery + pasties combo so funny like. Wanna see something cool under these? Hah, its Nothing. #mynothing

rub a cold egg on your cat and see what happens

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns

people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

measure once cut also once, no prablem

702 Miscellany of fine and decorative arts

Mutuals can have my home address before discord can have my ID

curling up on your lap in a really inconvenient way but you arent allowed to move me or get upset at me

tequila is like drinking the tears of a very happy young woman and whiskey is like drinking the tears of a very sad old man and gin is like drinking the tears of a closeted gay man named james