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gaybichon

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

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gaybichon

👆 me

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bruzum

#aight boys #sweep him up!

lakevida

kid in the library just said "a VILLAIN who lives in the MOON is after us" so keep an eye out for that today guys

taurzza

and a little borzoi design

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scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

gatorbeast

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

anchovy

Beasts

digimentals

AUGUST 1ST 1999 / “Koromon, the Great Clash in Tokyo!”

TODAY IS STILL AUGUST 1ST, 1999

count-von-sammitchy

Happy August 1st!!

nugulover69

Take a sit queen take a load off divaaaa

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autogigerphilia

loveisinthebat

:v

mevil

my beautiful wife that is scared of a closed window at night

slitherpunk

birdyaviary

lordofthegringos-deactivated202

>at feminism conference

>first male speaker in event's 50 year history

>great and terrible honor

>nervous

>get on stage

>40,000 people staring at me in silence

>all girls

>nervous

>introduce myself

>silence

>shakily bring up first slide of PowerPoint

>"things that I think women like, based on listening to women for 30 years"

>silence

>could hear a pin drop

>somewhere in the crowd a gun is cocked

>deep breath

>next slide

>"Whip-Its"

>deafening silence

>oh god

>I'm done for

>it's so over

>suddenly

>a slow clap

>slow clap builds to a few dozen claps

>few dozen builds to hundreds

>thunderous applause from all 40,000 women

>"finally!" they say

>oh shit

>tenative confidence

>next slide

>"Video games"

>applause continues

>women are stomping their feet

>hooting

>hollering

>next slide

>"treats sometimes"

>cheering

>whistles

>crowd of women chanting

>next slide

>"end of presentation. thank you for listening"

>women applaud me off stage

>pass the upcoming presenter back stage

>is a woman who is going to do magic tricks with a lion

>"thanks for getting them warmed up rookie"

>oh fuck do women like magic tricks

>magician goes on stage

>the women fucking love the magic tricks with a lion

>every day I learn more about women

nattousan

i'm in agony, SOMEbody please help me remember what the childhood book series was that centered around critters that looked like this:

IM IN HELL WHAT WAS IT

hrrkikshoard

Little Critter?

nattousan

THATS THE BITCH

nattousan

alright smart-aleks, what about THIS one huh?? the dude had a really cool shading technique where he just swirled (colored pencil?) around??

cosmignon

Parts :)

nattousan

YOU GUYS ARE TOO GOOD AT THIS WHAT THE HELL

nattousan

ok my partner wanted in on this, I have no idea what this is

thecrabscycle

I GOT YOU

nattousan

i'm never leaving this fucking site i stg i love you all.

OK

final one

for all the marbles,

this one doesn't have an illustration bc i think it was just a kids novel but i haven't been able to find ANYTHING about it on my occasional internet queries:

kids is staying with his (grandmother?) in the woods and she warns him not to look a fox in the eyes bc they're tricksy and will swap places with you. obviously that's the first thing the little boy does and gets body snatched by a fox who uhhhh proceeds to pig out with his new little boy human hands and the boy has to trick the fox into looking him in the eyes again to switch back...

thats all i got, it's an older book i wanna say from the 60's?? 70's?? kinda the same jist of "Little Rascal"

dyketennant

perhaps this?

nattousan

A DECADE OF SEARCHING THANK YOU @dyketennant IM ORDERING THIS IMMEDIATELY

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cottoncandylesbo

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

temothylol

fipindustries

i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

schafpudel

#literally genuinely truly people need to stop stereotyping 'ugly' nerd guys like this because it's extremely old#I can tell you right now you're more likely to get a rancid opinion out of a rich conventionally attractive dude just statistically#also stop using people's photographs to make mean jokes when you don't even fucking know the person thanks bye

bi-medusa

Jerry Messing “the fedora guy”s GoFundMe. The face of the neck beard memes for many years and decades of how that affected his life. Disabled by covid and a coma and after his mums passing he has recently upped his donation goal after being forced to move (inability to afford rising rent prices and accommodations like a ramp)

I have now edited this to include the working gofundme

https://www.gofundme.com/f/join-jerrys-move-to-a-new-life-in-austin?attribution_id=sl:7f4a3c35-023e-4c6c-8425-ec365fe66743&lang=en_US&ts=1778264913&utm_campaign=man_sharesheet_dash&utm_content=amp17_td-amp20_t1&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwVERDUARyUuBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEe0jDOwHS2hG3ytxErXbPq-8iAPOuNlfCBkHdyXpX5bfUHdyf0Sksd-8pg_24_aem_YWdncwDry-wcLGKusDv5YVhm3V8v

Hello, my name is Jerry Messing. Many of you already know my story's pause mom… Jerry Messing needs your support for Join Jerry's Move to a

this-is-lookism

This (the meme) is lookism.

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