Nutsack hanging at an all time low today and it’s only noon

now that I'm about a month post top surgery and the swelling is pretty much gone, it's absolutely insane that chest contouring Isn't included in the majority of top surgery operations bc the difference it makes!!! that dreaded extreme lowercase b shape just. isn't there.

My gnomeliness is killing me

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

you know that thing would fuck you if you died

They need to make tiny little shorts that fit properly if you have a dick

I love bulge as much as the next woman and no amount of it stopped me from wearing shorts with a 5cm inseam but now that I no longer have a dick shorts I've owned for years are suddenly much more comfortable than I thought possible and this is a travesty

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

can you put that thing on a leash?