My gnomeliness is killing me

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

you know that thing would fuck you if you died

They need to make tiny little shorts that fit properly if you have a dick

I love bulge as much as the next woman and no amount of it stopped me from wearing shorts with a 5cm inseam but now that I no longer have a dick shorts I've owned for years are suddenly much more comfortable than I thought possible and this is a travesty

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

can you put that thing on a leash?

legit about to cry laughing because i tried digital sculpting for the very first time and accidentally made a weird scary hag

legit about to cry laughing because i tried digital sculpting for the very first time and accidentally made a weird scary hag

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?