One Sky, One Destiny

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I’m watching The Sword in the Stone for the first time in decades and I’ve gotten to the part where Merlin is trying to get Arthur to lose his virginity to a squirrel.

Y’know, if Merlin turned that squirrel into a human it would save Camelot a significant amount of problems down the road.

“Squirrels mate for life Arthur, so the chances of her fucking your best friend and inadvertently causing a schism that leads to the downfall of an entire utopian kingdom are completely nil!”

You say all that but all I hear is “here is how Merlin trying to convince Arthur to become a furry could have saved the world”

I REMEMBER THESE!!!!

Fascinating

@tyrantisterror  your legacy endures

I think I’ve posted about this before buuuuuuut fuck it? This makes me deliriously happy and sad. The resolution of Arthur becoming human and having to try to explain himself to a sobbing squirrel is one of my strongest childhood memories about having to deal with heartbreak and I’m literally fucking tearing up right now GOD DAMN YOU TYRANTIS.

A thousand variants of Arthurian legends, but this is the one I’m going to headcanon.

Fuck the squirrel son.

underrated fantasy thing is when authors want to avoid giving an actual earth year their story takes place so the characters say shit like "back in the Year Of The Skateboarding Dragon" and all the other characters are like ah yes how could we forget the crops were so plentiful the year that dragon did those sweet sweet kickflips

how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

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first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

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Pet peeve: When people include Cthulhu in the list of creatures Aquaman can control. Dagon? Hydra? Maybe. Cthulhu? No. Cthulhu isn’t a sea creature. Cthulhu doesn’t live in the ocean. He’s trapped down there! That’s the whole point! R’lyeh has sunken beneath the sea and Cthulhu sleeps there until the stars are right and the city comes back up. He doesn’t live in the ocean! If I trap someone in a box and then throw the box into the ocean, the person in there doesn’t suddenly become a sea creature!

please free me the ocean is terrible and I hate it

His head is an octopus

No one judges you based on your head shape

I will note that some versions of Aquaman can control any Earth life because everything comes from the sea. Also, the Best Version of Aquaman (the one from Batman the Brave and the Bold) once controlled a white blood cell.

Technically Cthulhu isn’t from Earth though, right? Like it’s literally a freaky god creature from the primordial cosmos. Tbh I think Hydra and Dagon are too, but they’re more closely associated with the Deep Ones. Then again, if you go by Derleth’s Cthulhu Mythos, Cthulhu is actually a “Water Being”

But even that explanation is faulty. First of all, the Black Goat was Shub-Niggurath, not Yog-Sothoth. In fact, in a story co-written by HPL, he is directly described as “Imagination called up the shocking form of fabulous Yog-Sothoth—only a congeries of iridescent globes, yet stupendous in its malign suggestiveness.” Which pretty much is how he is depicted today. Also, Lovecraft never spoke of the “Elder Gods.” Another pet peeve of mine, because it’s SO common. The Elder Gods were a Derleth creation and actually oppose the Great Old Ones (like Cthulhu) and the Outer Gods (like Yog-Sothoth). Also, apparently HPL wrote in a letter that Cthulhu is the child of Yeb, which is the child of Yog-Sothoth. I think if your grandparent is a multidimensional being that literally encompasses all of space and time, biology - as a concept - kinda stops applying to you.

The important thing is that Aquaman could control an entire Deep One army.

He actually did at one point. He also annually teams up with Etrigan the Demon to kick Cthulhu’s ass, so him being able to control him is kinda irrelevant.

Also, Aquaman is NOT limited to controlling earth life. He has some measure of control over anything that has an aquatic ancestor. He was able to give a White Martian a stroke just by concentrating.

If I were a sith and I got murdered by my apprentice I would be so embarrassed. I think the only thing more embarrassing than getting murdered by your apprentice would be if your sith master (who is 20 years YOUNGER than you. Embarrassing on its own.) didn't even bother to murder you himself but instead got his boytoy that you kind of look down on to do it for him.

Jesse has the best reaction out of all of them, such visceral confusion

this is god tier commentary