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what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

#it’s been done

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

meeting a girl whos just way too good at flustering you like shes got a fucking cheat guide to all your weak points and every word is terrifyingly orchestrated towards your intoxicating demise

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

"--but we have no way of knowing what Jax MEANT by that statement, he's the funny one, so it would make more sense, based on the character, if it was a joke!"

oh my

I am NOT looking respectfully :D

considering how obvious it is conceptually, im surprised there isn't more "liminal space" horror media that has like. anything to say about the sort of rampant capitalist expansion + subsequent economic crash that leads to seemingly endless, samey public spaces like malls, resorts, and parking lots being abandoned and empty. The feeling of being the only living thing within a structure that seems, on the surface, built for people, but in reality expands into infinity in an inescapably banal maze of careless, empty rooms. There's no need for a monster, the environment itself both desperately needs you and wants you to die

The lack of things like benches, water fountains, trees or plants or living things of any kind. An environment that seems built to shelter from the dangers of the natural world but in and of itself is a danger to you the moment you become trapped there with no access to the outside. Malls with fake plastic plants and playgrounds full of plastic cartoon animals and fountains with foamy blue water with so much chlorine you smell it before you see it. Yeagh

"girl" is a type of fidget toy

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek