…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)
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…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)

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roach:
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YES YOU DID
high-saffron
the more you reblog this the more it breaks
the-universe-at-large
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
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literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd
i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed
If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.
I-
what?
i’m frightened
Attempting to reblog
Notes:
This disaster of a post seems to be the result of two distinct events that compounded upon each other. Unfortunately the details can be challenging to suss out, so the following is a best effort explanation based on available evidence.
Event 1:
The initial post was published by @roach shortly before 4AM UTC [1]
A great many users received notifications that they had been tagged in it, but found no such tags present [2][3][4]
@roach edited the post several times over the next hour, two remaining version contain a block of usernames, followed by the string “mfc-ads” repeated 1,000 times [5][6]
A screenshot posted by @the-universe-at-large (current URL @bleary-eyed-blue) shows what may be the version of the post they had been tagged in, also containing a block of usernames [7]
Some users replies suggest that they originally reblogged a different version of the post than they are attached to now [8][9]
A possible reconstruction of events involves @roach repeatedly editing the post to add “batches” of user tags, before editing it again to remove them
Event 2:
That very same day, Tumblr began switching from the older “indentation” reblog format to the current “caption” style format [10]
@the-universe-at-large’s reblog (and others [12]) partially retained the “indentation” formatting despite the wider website’s migration [9]
When @high-saffron (now user @anthraxplus) reblogged @bleary-eyed-blue’s post [13], they noticed that @roach’s root post (in the new format) was re-inserted into the beginning of the chain every time there was a reblog, and did several times [13]
As duplicates accumulated in the top of the chain, the post seems to have more fully migrated to the new format some time before @lenasai’s reblog. However, some quirk in the process flattened the whole corrupted chain into a single post, which then had its authorship attributed to @lenasai, as the most recent contributor [14][15]
The @roach conga line continued to grow irregularly for some time, before settling on the 28 currently present
Sources:
[1] https://www.tumblr.com/dnaha/128161107666/roach-hi-yo [2] https://www.tumblr.com/lmporterroblnson/128162201579/roach-hi-how-was-i-mentioned-in-this [3] https://www.tumblr.com/the-a-r-t-i-s-t/128164407735/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke [4] https://www.tumblr.com/paledrake/128162523614/roach-hi-i-broke-tumblr-they-somehow-tagged [5] https://www.tumblr.com/chocolatewarkittens/128162793370/roach-hey-tumblr-did-you-know-that-the-text [6] https://www.tumblr.com/i-taste-melancholy/128162743855/roach-hey-tumblr-did-you-know-that-the-text [7] https://www.tumblr.com/bleary-eyed-blue/128168632021/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke [8] https://www.tumblr.com/whistlingwadewilson/128162268296/roach-i-broke-tumblr-lmao-yeah-i-did-know [9] https://www.tumblr.com/bueno-desolation/128164399483/roach-hi-doing-good-thanks-for-asking-how [10] https://www.tumblr.com/@support/128127169452/ever-see-a-crazy-long-indecipherable-reblog-chain [11] https://www.tumblr.com/anthraxplus/128168673257/the-universe-at-large-roach-hows-everyone [12] https://www.tumblr.com/se7-seethe-blog/128161624861/roach-hi-sorry-have-we-met [13] https://www.tumblr.com/anthraxplus/128168703042/the-universe-at-large-roach-roach [14] https://www.tumblr.com/busytown/128222679024/dangergays-the-universe-at-large [15] https://www.tumblr.com/lenasai/128223024163/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke
https://money.com/federal-minimum-wage-vs-ground-beef-cost/
The typical American consumes nearly 60 pounds of beef each year. Widely available and easy to prepare, ground beef serves as a grocery main
this counts as using hamburgers to explain the economy
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BLUB GLUB GLUB DROWNING ME
And I’ll do it again
Hi that was a really good tag. Unfortunately you’re also going underwater
hey man it's me. your old friend. qing dynasty portrayal of the mexican flag.
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The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote
for anyone wondering about the second quote:
I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter
good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week
You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.
I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.
Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.
holy shit this person in the notes

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if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history
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my cute mole cricket basya
look how she tries to dig in the hand... so cute
Dirt broken :(
She dirt broken :(
The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me
This is painfully American
Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem
Harsh, but I accept it I suppose.
[Transcription: Speaker is a blue-eyed older man with dark blond hair that falls down his back, a round face, and a moustache and beard combo with some gray hairs amongst the blond. His voice is deep, and a bit choked up at points.]
“These are my red flags for women:
If she stabs me more than twice.
If she has a concerning amount of ex-husbands who died on their honeymoon, like... [a brief pause for thought] Like four or more.
If Gozer the Gozerian asks me to choose the form of the destructor and then one of my childhood crushes walks through New York City at 300 feet tall, uh, and steps on a church... [takes a breath and pauses for a second] I mean, it’s not the height! It’s not the height. I like a climb. But, like. [another breath] She stepped on a church. Or any building, really, ‘cause. [deep breath followed by a brief pause] Legally they’re not supposed to be able to ask you about that on like your homeowner’s association application, but- but they’ll ask. They’ll look it up.
If she doesn’t exist in the same physical timeline as I am... [several seconds long pause before continuing, sounding distraught] I’m not doing that again.”
Greg Universe.
The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something
The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week
why are there so many tonight dough posts

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