Lóbrego cuartel de otoño

eating my sandwich & leaving behind the perfectly sandwich-shaped sandwich bones

I think we should skip the flirting and go straight to psychological codependence.

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

Norway players were sick -> England plays against Norway -> England players are now sick -> surely Argentina is behind this somehow

This little dog ha ha

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

Employers when you try to use your pto

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

what are three thousand things you associate with me