I Should Be Working Right Now

NEEDLE FELTING?????

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

they giving cattypillars hrt?

the problem with rpf is that some people do not respect or acknowledge what the f stands for

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

If "this too" could stop passing like a kidney stone that would be great thanks

World Heritage Post

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters

every new thing i hear about this bullshit sounds like it should be fake. we are living in an episode of the simpsons