Classicism and TurtlesAre Valid Reasons

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Gideon sitting in Harrow’s mind going ‘gay gay homosexual gay’ is practically canon but everyone leaves out that she’s going ‘gay 😡 gay 😡homosexual 😡 gay 😡’ because Harrow uses her tongue to check Ianthe’s mouth to see if she keep up her end of the deal like the crazy ass lesbian she is.

There are medical leeches!?

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class. 

what was the class, color theory?

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many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point