Everything That Happens to me is Weird

ALL THE THINGS I’VE WRITTEN AND PUT OUT INTO THE VOID. Figured I’d compile it and make you look at it from time to time in the hopes that someday, eventually, one person will rise to the challenge and be the first to read all of it. ;)

Updating this post to add: with the world being what it is, if you want to follow me additional places:

I’m zombolouge on AO3 and @zombolouge.bsky.social on Bluesky. Anywhere you see a zombolouge, that’s me, I’m the only one. <3

FANFICTION by fandom

Ace Attorney (639k words, 1 completed work, 1 WIP)

Dragon Age Series (1mil+ words, sequential, 6 completed works, 1 active WIP)

Mass Effect Series (415k words, 3 completed works)

A sequel Mass Effect Series (currently hiatus WIP, is related to the first but not connected on AO3)

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (185k words, 1 hiatus WIP)

Ninja Sex Party (43k words, 1 completed work)

Mystic Messenger (386k words, 1 completed work, and also this one is old and therefore a little rough around the edges by my own current standards but check it out if you want to measure my GROWTH)

There are also a handful of oneshots on AO3 amidst the bigger works.

ORIGINAL WORK

Luckless Series (fantasy, humor, heart)

Unlucky

The Lavender Dame

Standalone Fiction

Child 1: yeah whatever my mom has just got a bunch of bees all up in her butthole

Child 2:...she's what in what?

Child 1: you know, like when someone's all mad. got a bee in their butthole.

Child 2: oh yeah i've heard that i think. i thought it was bee in a bin but butthole makes more sense.

Child 1: well yeah nobody cares if there's a bee in a bin. i'd care LOTS if it was in my butthole.