JB

I feel like a virgin when I search up “x Reader” with a new character I like

I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place

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🌳………. 🦕

🌳……. 🦕

🌳… 🦕

🌳🦕 🦖

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Heaven forbid women do anything

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

are you a finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual

everyone keeps saying “both” and I suddenly feel regretful I asked a bunch of bisexuals to make a choice

Whichever one I do, I’ll be sitting in a chair in the weirdest position you’ve ever seen

this is how we should generate power for cities

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer