jayneverwrites

Horrible job everyone

happens

ok. so are you going to sink helpless in the buzzing summer grass with me or what

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

Reminder that just because somebody's got skills and fame doesn't mean they're not capable of dogshit opinions and NOBODY DESERVES YOUR LOYALTY IF THEY DON'T CONSTANTLY FUCKING EARN IT

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

Im autistic and I love spice and tacos and rap music i think you're just a pussy

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

someone stole our fucking meme! can’t have shit in Cincinnati

mutual you are so funny and cool How do i form a social bond with you without interaction